Complementing a woman is akin to calling them fat, or ugly so I've discovered....

I told Toy she looked pretty this morning. Her response, "So I was ugly all those other times you never said I looked pretty?"

There is no ending an argument with a woman, because the last word you say, is the beginning of the next argument.

I jest of course, we never argue.

It's true. The one question every man fears more than death is "Do I look fat?". and just behind that is "How old do you think I am?" I figured out the best approach is to say yes.

Woman: Do I look fat?

Man: Yes.

Woman: What?

Man: Would you have believed me if I said no?

Woman: No I wouldn't.

Man: So what have I got to lose?

Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 28, 2014, 08:11:37 PM
It's true. The one question every man fears more than death is "Do I look fat?". and just behind that is "How old do you think I am?" I figured out the best approach is to say yes.

Woman: Do I look fat?

Man: Yes.

Woman: What?

Man: Would you have believed me if I said no?

Woman: No I wouldn't.

Man: So what have I got to lose?

So said the young man of the house.   

I would like to clarify the statement made. What Solar said was "You look pretty, today."  My response was "Just today."   What about all the other days?   

But then we just both bust up laughing.   

Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 28, 2014, 08:11:37 PM
It's true. The one question every man fears more than death is "Do I look fat?". and just behind that is "How old do you think I am?" I figured out the best approach is to say yes.

Woman: Do I look fat?

Man: Yes.

Woman: What?

Man: Would you have believed me if I said no?

Woman: No I wouldn't.

Man: So what have I got to lose?

There is no right answer to a loaded question.
When a woman asks does this dress make me look fat, I pull my pants off, put them on inside out and backwards, then ask if this makes me look stupid.

Then I say, if you're willing to lie to spare my feelings, then I'll do the same for you.....

Do you know how hard it is to run with your pants on backwards?

to funny,lol

Geico-Honest Abe

Quote from: TboneAgain on January 29, 2014, 05:14:28 PM
Geico-Honest Abe

hahaha I love that commercial!

The best thing to do is when you are in a no win situation with a girl, just grab your chest and fake a heart attack.  It's really the only way out.