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General Category => The Living Room => Topic started by: Solar on January 28, 2014, 07:14:54 PM

Title: Complementing a Woman
Post by: Solar on January 28, 2014, 07:14:54 PM
Complementing a woman is akin to calling them fat, or ugly so I've discovered....

I told Toy she looked pretty this morning. Her response, "So I was ugly all those other times you never said I looked pretty?" :lol:

There is no ending an argument with a woman, because the last word you say, is the beginning of the next argument.

I jest of course, we never argue. :smile:
Title: Re: Complementing a Woman
Post by: Cryptic Bert on January 28, 2014, 08:11:37 PM
It's true. The one question every man fears more than death is "Do I look fat?". and just behind that is "How old do you think I am?" I figured out the best approach is to say yes.

Woman: Do I look fat?

Man: Yes.

Woman: What?

Man: Would you have believed me if I said no?

Woman: No I wouldn't.

Man: So what have I got to lose?
Title: Re: Complementing a Woman
Post by: walkstall on January 28, 2014, 08:15:04 PM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 28, 2014, 08:11:37 PM
It's true. The one question every man fears more than death is "Do I look fat?". and just behind that is "How old do you think I am?" I figured out the best approach is to say yes.

Woman: Do I look fat?

Man: Yes.

Woman: What?

Man: Would you have believed me if I said no?

Woman: No I wouldn't.

Man: So what have I got to lose?


So said the young man of the house.   :lol:
Title: Re: Complementing a Woman
Post by: Solars Toy on January 28, 2014, 08:32:58 PM
I would like to clarify the statement made. What Solar said was "You look pretty, today."  My response was "Just today."   What about all the other days?   :ttoung: :ttoung:

But then we just both bust up laughing.   :wub: :wub:
Title: Re: Complementing a Woman
Post by: Solar on January 29, 2014, 05:36:19 AM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 28, 2014, 08:11:37 PM
It's true. The one question every man fears more than death is "Do I look fat?". and just behind that is "How old do you think I am?" I figured out the best approach is to say yes.

Woman: Do I look fat?

Man: Yes.

Woman: What?

Man: Would you have believed me if I said no?

Woman: No I wouldn't.

Man: So what have I got to lose?
:biggrin:

There is no right answer to a loaded question.
When a woman asks does this dress make me look fat, I pull my pants off, put them on inside out and backwards, then ask if this makes me look stupid.

Then I say, if you're willing to lie to spare my feelings, then I'll do the same for you.....

Do you know how hard it is to run with your pants on backwards?
Title: Re: Complementing a Woman
Post by: Elfie on January 29, 2014, 06:45:55 AM
to funny,lol
Title: Re: Complementing a Woman
Post by: TboneAgain on January 29, 2014, 05:14:28 PM
Geico-Honest Abe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC4K6n1iCgc#)
Title: Re: Complementing a Woman
Post by: Solar on January 29, 2014, 06:37:12 PM
Quote from: TboneAgain on January 29, 2014, 05:14:28 PM
Geico-Honest Abe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC4K6n1iCgc#)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Complementing a Woman
Post by: taxed on February 03, 2014, 10:04:06 PM
hahaha I love that commercial!

The best thing to do is when you are in a no win situation with a girl, just grab your chest and fake a heart attack.  It's really the only way out.