before you're allowed to have a bowling ball in your possession?
http://www.heraldonline.com/2011/12/20/3611222/chester-man-faces-charges-after.html (http://www.heraldonline.com/2011/12/20/3611222/chester-man-faces-charges-after.html)
Let's keep it all in perspective, kids. The man could have let her have it with a 16-pounder! Then we'd have seen some brains (hers) along with the brawn! :P :P :P
And he wonders why she wouldn't let him buy her a drink :P