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Title: Hefner (PERVERT) To Wed 24 Tear Old Kid
Post by: Solar on December 26, 2010, 06:27:21 AM
Call it what you like, but this guy is scum!
If your 84 year old neighbor was hitting on your 24 year old daughter, what would you say?
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Title: Re: Hefner (PERVERT) To Wed 24 Tear Old Kid
Post by: walkstall on December 26, 2010, 06:55:33 AM
Quote from: Solar on December 26, 2010, 06:27:21 AM
Call it what you like, but this guy is scum!
If your 84 year old neighbor was hitting on your 24 year old daughter, what would you say?
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"Harris is 23, according to her online biography"
So this will be his third marriage.
"Nothing like an old fool"
Then there will be that prenuptial agreement. LOL
Title: Re: Hefner (PERVERT) To Wed 24 Tear Old Kid
Post by: Solars Toy on December 26, 2010, 08:28:46 AM
Quote from: Solar on December 26, 2010, 06:27:21 AM
Call it what you like, but this guy is scum!
If your 84 year old neighbor was hitting on your 24 year old daughter, what would you say?
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Hopefully he is rich and on his deathbed.   :-*  (Think Anna Nicole Smith)



Title: Re: Hefner (PERVERT) To Wed 24 Tear Old Kid
Post by: taxed on December 26, 2010, 10:28:49 AM
Does Heffner have kids?  They gotta be sweating bullets....
Title: Re: Hefner (PERVERT) To Wed 24 Tear Old Kid
Post by: Solars Toy on December 26, 2010, 10:39:10 AM
Quote from: taxed on December 26, 2010, 10:28:49 AM
Does Heffner have kids?  They gotta be sweating bullets....

3 or 4 I think...  I'm sure there will be a major pre-nup...
Title: Re: Hefner (PERVERT) To Wed 24 Tear Old Kid
Post by: quiller on December 26, 2010, 08:29:51 PM
The laws against necrophilia evidently do not apply to this --- but should.
Title: Re: Hefner (PERVERT) To Wed 24 Tear Old Kid
Post by: tbone0106 on December 26, 2010, 09:07:44 PM
Quote from: quiller on December 26, 2010, 08:29:51 PM
The laws against necrophilia evidently do not apply to this --- but should.

In which case, SHE would be guilty, yes?
Title: Re: Hefner (PERVERT) To Wed 24 Tear Old Kid
Post by: quiller on December 26, 2010, 09:58:51 PM
Quote from: tbone0106 on December 26, 2010, 09:07:44 PM
In which case, SHE would be guilty, yes?

Yes. I hope they have a brace of EMTs ready, throughout the honeymoon....  :-X
Title: Re: Hefner (PERVERT) To Wed 24 Tear Old Kid
Post by: taxed on December 29, 2010, 07:05:10 PM
Quote from: quiller on December 26, 2010, 08:29:51 PM
The laws against necrophilia evidently do not apply to this --- but should.

That's how he gets it up... rigamortis...
Title: Re: Hefner (PERVERT) To Wed 24 Tear Old Kid
Post by: tbone0106 on December 29, 2010, 07:09:37 PM
I read that he's taking Viagra twice a week.

If I wasn't married, and I was 84 years old and horny, and this lovely young thing offered herself for my consumption...

Oh, I'd tell her to find a nice church and perhaps a nice young man to help her have children...

Yep, you bet I would...  :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: Hefner (PERVERT) To Wed 24 Tear Old Kid
Post by: Solars Toy on December 31, 2010, 10:56:19 AM
Quote from: tbone0106 on December 29, 2010, 07:09:37 PM
I read that he's taking Viagra twice a week.

If I wasn't married, and I was 84 years old and horny, and this lovely young thing offered herself for my consumption...

Oh, I'd tell her to find a nice church and perhaps a nice young man to help her have children...

Yep, you bet I would...  :P :P :P :P :P

Well I guess twice a week would be better than nothing.... 8) 8)