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General Category => Alternate Boards => The Nut House => Topic started by: Solar on April 06, 2012, 08:29:54 AM

Title: Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack
Post by: Solar on April 06, 2012, 08:29:54 AM

OK, I'm not making light of this poor guys situation, she is a crazy bitch and needs to do time for tearing his ball sack nearly off.
But heres where the irony comes in, they took him to Ball Memorial Hospital. :glare:
I'm sorry, this just struck me funny and I couldn't help but laugh.

Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and "squeezing as hard as she could." The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he "was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers."

The victim recalled that Reber "refused to let go of his scrotum," but that he was "finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber's hand" after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/indiana-scrotum-horror-769123 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/indiana-scrotum-horror-769123)
Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack
Post by: CubaLibre on April 06, 2012, 08:45:23 AM
Ouch.  :scared:

I think Ball Memorial is a very appropriate name, though.
Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack
Post by: Solar on April 06, 2012, 09:20:28 AM
Quote from: CubaLibre on April 06, 2012, 08:45:23 AM
Ouch.  :scared:

I think Ball Memorial is a very appropriate name, though.
:laugh:
In memory of his balls....
Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack
Post by: cblackink on April 06, 2012, 10:42:29 AM
:)Sorry I have to laugh...Ball Memorial.
Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack
Post by: Solar on April 06, 2012, 11:48:15 AM
Quote from: cblackink on April 06, 2012, 10:42:29 AM
:)Sorry I have to laugh...Ball Memorial.
Normally I don't post these kinds of stories, but the irony of it just struck me funny.
Welcome to the forum Blackink...
Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack
Post by: hokiewoodchuck on April 08, 2012, 09:21:26 AM
Brings a different connatation to the term.....'I'm taking my ball(s) and going home.'

I wonder at what point it went from pleasure to pain and the moment he realized......'something is wrong here.' LOL!
Title: Re: Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack
Post by: quiller on April 15, 2012, 09:23:39 AM
Solar, you've found the single most appropriate entry EVER for the CPF "Nut House."

The woman's lucky he didn't kill her to pry her claws free.