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There's a lot of truth in that.
Hooo boy... yeah, he's right, kinda.
But the dynamics are more along the lines of tricking animals, birds, and fish into situations where they can get get killed, so you can eat and collect skins.
The " doesn't know how to " part is a bit of an overreach.
Quote from: kit saginaw on April 27, 2015, 03:05:17 PM
Hooo boy... yeah, he's right, kinda.
But the dynamics are more along the lines of tricking animals, birds, and fish into situations where they can get get killed, so you can eat and collect skins.
The " doesn't know how to " part is a bit of an overreach.
I've met these people, the same ones that are shocked to find out food isn't made in the back of grocery stores. :biggrin:
True story, a friend of mine brought her new boyfriend up to my property to try his hand at mining.
(First strike) slipped on the bank and fell in the creek, came out whining about his $200.0 shoes getting wet.
(Second strike) "Why are there so God Damned many bugs in the air?" (swatting at invisible bugs)
(Third strike) was when he chastised her for picking wild black berries, said they need to come from a grocery store to be safe to eat.
She quietly stopped picking, and politely said she thought it was time to go.
If it's even possible to get a fourth strike, this was it.
During the trek out, he bitched all the way back up the mountain (half mile walk, 500' elevation increase) about being wet, hot, dirty, thin air, dust, rough road, sun burn, chafing, hungry, thirsty, dirt in his eye, and on and on and on....
She called me that evening and asked if I knew any real men I could set her up with. :lol:
Yes, this guy would starve in the wild. Oh, and we was writing a book on the true story of JFK's assassination.. He claimed to be a renowned writer/researcher. :rolleyes:
Quote from: kit saginaw on April 27, 2015, 03:05:17 PM
Hooo boy... yeah, he's right, kinda.
But the dynamics are more along the lines of tricking animals, birds, and fish into situations where they can get get killed, so you can eat and collect skins.
The " doesn't know how to " part is a bit of an overreach.
The city-born and -bred would die off pretty quickly in a catastrophe, I think. There's a difference between being smart enough to "trick" critters, or even being willing to do it, and being ABLE to do it, KNOWLEDGEABLE in the crafts required. The "doesn't know how to" would prove to be everything, actually. It takes longer to learn to fish or hunt than it takes to starve to death.
Quote from: TboneAgain on April 27, 2015, 04:07:25 PM
The city-born and -bred would die off pretty quickly in a catastrophe, I think. There's a difference between being smart enough to "trick" critters, or even being willing to do it, and being ABLE to do it, KNOWLEDGEABLE in the crafts required. The "doesn't know how to" would prove to be everything, actually. It takes longer to learn to fish or hunt than it takes to starve to death.
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Isn't that the truth? :thumbsup:
Just what the world needs, "the true story of JFK's assassination"!
Quote from: Solar on April 27, 2015, 04:11:11 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Isn't that the truth? :thumbsup:
It's why God gave us parents -- to keep us from dying before we learned how to take care of ourselves. :tounge:
Quote from: TboneAgain on April 27, 2015, 04:52:56 PM
It's why God gave us parents -- to keep us from dying before we learned how to take care of ourselves. :tounge:
All this time I was thinking it was so we could have all the free stuff. :ohmy:
Quote from: tac on April 27, 2015, 04:50:14 PM
Just what the world needs, "the true story of JFK's assassination"!
And what's ironic, was the "self acclaimed" writer was in his 20s, born 2 decades after his assassination.
As if the kid could find new evidence at the time. :rolleyes:
I wasn't putting much stock in Duck Dynasty's shenanigans.
Fishing is usually the worst case of amateurs sometimes making serious anglers look bad. My sister's like that... just drops a line in and the biggest of the biggest swarm all-over-it, practically placing the hook in their mouth themselves.
Deer-hunting's next. The line spreads out, and the buck finds the guy who's hunted the least.
Amateurs fall for tricks though. And for phoney stories about where the game and fish might be.
Quote from: kit saginaw on April 27, 2015, 09:48:49 PM
I wasn't putting much stock in Duck Dynasty's shenanigans.
Fishing is usually the worst case of amateurs sometimes making serious anglers look bad. My sister's like that... just drops a line in and the biggest of the biggest swarm all-over-it, practically placing the hook in their mouth themselves.
Deer-hunting's next. The line spreads out, and the buck finds the guy who's hunted the least.
Amateurs fall for tricks though. And for phoney stories about where the game and fish might be.
I'm not certain this is fairly attributable to Duck Dynasty, though I've never seen the show.
But in the event "SHTF", the comment is true where the rubber meets the road..
If one hasn't the skills for survival, testing them in a disaster is sure to end badly.
Quote from: Solar on April 28, 2015, 07:23:17 AM
I'm not certain this is fairly attributable to Duck Dynasty, though I've never seen the show.
But in the event "SHTF", the comment is true where the rubber meets the road..
If one hasn't the skills for survival, testing them in a disaster is sure to end badly.
But it's also like saying...
If your woman doesn't know how to cook/prepare fish or game, you have a boyfriend.
It's still a great t-shirt though. I'd wear
this one too:
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Quote from: kit saginaw on April 28, 2015, 08:55:28 AM
But it's also like saying... If your woman doesn't know how to cook/prepare fish or game, you have a boyfriend.
It's still a great t-shirt though. I'd wear this one too:
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I don't know any man that hunts, that can't cook it as well. :wink:
Gotten the licence to hunt, because I need it to own guns. But it's too expensive to hunt in Norway without committing to a hunt team or owning large territories of hunting ground if you don't have it as your hobby. I guess I will trade you my fish and crabs :tounge:
Quote from: kit saginaw on April 28, 2015, 08:55:28 AM
But it's also like saying... If your woman doesn't know how to cook/prepare fish or game, you have a boyfriend.
I can fish, clean and cook them. Have never been hunting or cleaned game, but can cut up a whole chicken in quick time.
Not sure how I would fare, but was a girl scout and scout leader, have camped out a lot with scouts, family and friends. I think I would survive.
Quote from: Dori on April 29, 2015, 07:07:43 AM
I can fish, clean and cook them. Have never been hunting or cleaned game, but can cut up a whole chicken in quick time.
Not sure how I would fare, but was a girl scout and scout leader, have camped out a lot with scouts, family and friends. I think I would survive.
Yes you would, you have a much needed skill. :smile:
Quote from: Dori on April 29, 2015, 07:07:43 AM
I can fish, clean and cook them. Have never been hunting or cleaned game, but can cut up a whole chicken in quick time.
Not sure how I would fare, but was a girl scout and scout leader, have camped out a lot with scouts, family and friends. I think I would survive.
Hey Dori, I too was a girl scout for many years and an adult leader..... great organization until the Left gained control..... :scared:
I can fish and hunt...... and I make a mean venison steak! I grew up watching my Dad gut our dear and helping to butcher it in the kitchen! Camping was a natural part of our life.
Quote from: kroz on April 29, 2015, 07:33:20 AM
Hey Dori, I too was a girl scout for many years and an adult leader..... great organization until the Left gained control..... :scared:
I can fish and hunt...... and I make a mean venison steak! I grew up watching my Dad gut our dear and helping to butcher it in the kitchen! Camping was a natural part of our life.
Yeah, girl scouts went down the tubes when the feminists got in there. As near as I can tell, the boy scouts seem to have been able to hold it together, at least the ones I see in my area. They're really active and still do all the same things they used to.
I tell people to check out the Heritage Girls and avoid the Girl Scouts.
Camping was always a great family activity. You could get away for three days or three weeks without spending a lot of money, and everyone seemed to enjoy it.
What kid doesn't like to go camping?? My granddaughter LOVE to camp and hike..... great fun with Dad.
Too many kids today are totally unfamiliar with nature...... except what they see in animated programming.
Quote from: kroz on April 29, 2015, 09:59:48 AM
Too many kids today are totally unfamiliar with nature...... except what they see in animated programming.
Most kids love nature too. That's why it's so important for them to experience it. I remember as a little kid, some of our most fun adventures were catching tadpoles, fireflies, bugs and lizards.
Quote from: Dori on April 29, 2015, 11:07:37 AM
Most kids love nature too. That's why it's so important for them to experience it. I remember as a little kid, some of our most fun adventures were catching tadpoles, fireflies, bugs and lizards.
You and I alike, but today's kids are being taught that they're damaging the ecosystem. :rolleyes:
Quote from: Solar on April 29, 2015, 11:29:01 AM
You and I alike, but today's kids are being taught that they're damaging the ecosystem. :rolleyes:
With agenda 21 though they will all be taken on eco-friendly aerial blimp trips across forest for a guided narrated tour of the wilds as all human population will be enclosed to specific urban areas. Of course if they ever were to enter the wilds on foot they would be incarcerated or sent to reeducation camps :tounge:
Quote from: Mountainshield on April 30, 2015, 12:10:22 PM
With agenda 21 though they will all be taken on eco-friendly aerial blimp trips across forest for a guided narrated tour of the wilds as all human population will be enclosed to specific urban areas. Of course if they ever were to enter the wilds on foot they would be incarcerated or sent to reeducation camps :tounge:
You think that was a joke, but it wasn't that far off target.
There are places where you can only observe a "Rain Forest" from high overhead cable cars! No joke! They will not allow anyone to set foot into the forest.
Quote from: Solar on April 29, 2015, 11:29:01 AM
You and I alike, but today's kids are being taught that they're damaging the ecosystem. :rolleyes:
I wonder how long the average leftist would live if he had to parachute into a rain forest and live only on what he could forage. My guess would be he'd starve to death just trying to get a cell-phone connection to his lawyer, to sue for free meals and a chauffeured ride to safety.
Quote from: quiller on May 02, 2015, 06:37:59 AM
I wonder how long the average leftist would live if he had to parachute into a rain forest and live only on what he could forage. My guess would be he'd starve to death just trying to get a cell-phone connection to his lawyer, to sue for free meals and a chauffeured ride to safety.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
(Lib) "I need to find food and water, but the water is on the ground, and not coming from a faucet...
I see a bird just sitting quietly, maybe I can catch it and cook it? Wait, that's a spotted owl, they're endangered....
Wait, I'm endanger as well!!!.... Oh My God!!!.... what will I do?..... Wait, did I just invoke to the existence of God?
Oh Good God, what have I become?!!!...... Shit, now I stated God is good?
Forgive me Gaia, but I'm in a delusory state of hunger.
Please.....give direction, I beg of you..
Suddenly a booming voice rings out of no where.
"Security, Remove the idiot lib from the petting zoo"...
Quote from: Dori on April 29, 2015, 07:07:43 AM
I can fish, clean and cook them. Have never been hunting or cleaned game, but can cut up a whole chicken in quick time.
Not sure how I would fare, but was a girl scout and scout leader, have camped out a lot with scouts, family and friends. I think I would survive.
I was raised "farm' girl. Dad would hunt pheasant every season and fish year round. (Probably to get peace and quiet away from us kids.) I remember every summer my Dad would butcher the old chickens for food. Our job was to dunk them in the tubs of hot water and remove the feathers and pin feathers. We had real chores that included feeding, gathering eggs and cleaning the chicken coop.
I too was a brownie and then a girl scout. I learned a lot from that group. Eventually I became citified and those things were a distant memory until I met Solar. Now my hands are back in the dirt and my feet walk mountains. I love my life.
Toy :smile:
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Quote from: Solars Toy on May 02, 2015, 07:34:28 AM
I was raised "farm' girl. Dad would hunt pheasant every season and fish year round. (Probably to get peace and quiet away from us kids.) I remember every summer my Dad would butcher the old chickens for food. Our job was to dunk them in the tubs of hot water and remove the feathers and pin feathers. We had real chores that included feeding, gathering eggs and cleaning the chicken coop.
I too was a brownie and then a girl scout. I learned a lot from that group. Eventually I became citified and those things were a distant memory until I met Solar. Now my hands are back in the dirt and my feet walk mountains. I love my life.
Toy :smile:
My wife was also a farm girl. I live in a farming county. One of the last jobs on this planet that I would ever do is clean a chicken coop or shovel out the milking stations. (*shudder*)
Quote from: quiller on May 02, 2015, 07:39:50 AM
My wife was also a farm girl. I live in a farming county. One of the last jobs on this planet that I would ever do is clean a chicken coop or shovel out the milking stations. (*shudder*)
There are advantages to being "small". Although my step brother and sisters (on occasion) had to help with the Spring clean up of the cow barn. Alas I was not big enough to help with that job.
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This is really interesting. At least the title. Well, a man who don't know how to fish surely is a girlfriend.
Quote from: sensualblighter on May 08, 2015, 01:31:16 AM
This is really interesting. At least the title. Well, a man who don't know how to fish surely is a girlfriend.
...who shops at Whole Foods.
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Quote from: quiller on May 08, 2015, 04:34:38 AM
...who shops at Whole Foods.
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That's a bit redundant isn't it? :lol:
Sushi by it's very meaning is "Raw Fish", wrapped in rice.
Quote from: Solar on May 08, 2015, 06:36:51 AM
That's a bit redundant isn't it? :lol:
Sushi by it's very meaning is "Raw Fish", wrapped in rice.
Real men once caught fish bare-handed, or with spears, and ate fish raw. That was before women created fire to get him to clean out his man-cave. Everything for men has been downhill since. :cry:
Quote from: quiller on May 08, 2015, 11:12:55 AM
Real men once caught fish bare-handed, or with spears, and ate fish raw. That was before women created fire to get him to clean out his man-cave. Everything for men has been downhill since. :cry:
:biggrin:
Women invented the bucket, another bane of man.
Water once had it's place in the creek, till woman demanded he bring it into the cave for cleaning.
I don't need to list the hardships that followed when they invented the wheel.
Quote from: Solar on May 08, 2015, 11:18:06 AM
:biggrin:
Women invented the bucket, another bane of man.
Water once had it's place in the creek, till woman demanded he bring it into the cave for cleaning.
I don't need to list the hardships that followed when they invented the wheel.
...starting with having the build a wagon to haul away what she threw out of the man-cave. I'm gonna miss that sabertooth-keys xylophone.
Quote from: quiller on May 08, 2015, 11:30:38 AM
...starting with having the build a wagon to haul away what she threw out of the man-cave. I'm gonna miss that sabertooth-keys xylophone.
You forget how they created the door with a bolt.
"I'll show you how it works Grog, go outside the cave."
"Honey, honey....door work good, let Grog in now...Honey...HONEY....HONEY!!!! Open Cave door now!"
Grog not happy with new door idea....
Quote from: Solar on May 08, 2015, 11:18:06 AM
:biggrin:
Women invented the bucket, another bane of man.
Water once had it's place in the creek, till woman demanded he bring it into the cave for cleaning.
I don't need to list the hardships that followed when they invented the wheel.
Without woman, cave not smell good.... :ttoung:
Quote from: kroz on May 08, 2015, 03:00:25 PM
Without woman, cave not smell good.... :ttoung:
Without woman, man get cave back. :ttoung:
Quote from: Solar on May 08, 2015, 03:06:15 PM
Without woman, man get cave back. :ttoung:
Life not fun for man without woman! :laugh:
Quote from: kroz on May 08, 2015, 03:36:02 PM
Life not fun for man without woman! :laugh:
I wouldn't trade mine for the world, she keep cave clean, feed man, do dirty bear skins, make clean.
She best thing ever happen to Grog. :wub:
Quote from: Solar on May 08, 2015, 03:44:16 PM
I wouldn't trade mine for the world, she keep cave clean, feed man, do dirty bear skins, make clean.
She best thing ever happen to Grog. :wub:
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Quote from: Solars Toy on May 08, 2015, 03:52:06 PM
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Look honey, Grog find flat rocks to eat off of. You go clean now.....
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Absolutely!! Woman makes the world go around~!!
Yes..... woman best thing ever happen to man~~~ !
Man not a bad idea either... :biggrin:
Nothing against TV-outdoorsmen, but let's see 'em skin a dozen-or-so muskrat every day in-season, with a coon or a mink thrown-in. Then play poker in a basement, surrounded by over a hundred drying pelts hung upsidedown.
Or standing in a lake at prime fish-biting time, knowing you'll have to remove 5-to-10 leeches from your legs with salt-'n-butane after you've caught breakfast.
Just some idle musings...
Don't imitate a whippoorwill-call at dusk, because the the culprit will keep you up all night.
well, then, over 90% of adult males are girls.