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Title: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: Solar on July 08, 2022, 04:13:31 PM
Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich after it gave customers diarrhea


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Introduced with much fanfare, the sandwich was supposed to mark Starbucks' entry into the chicken sandwich wars — and its removal from menus was as quiet as a feather being plucked.

In a statement the Seattle coffee giant acknowledged that the Chicken Maple Butter sandwich "did not meet Starbucks' quality standards" and that the company issued a voluntary recall and 'do not sell' order.

Chicken, Maple Butter and Egg sandwich.
The sandwich was added to the menu on June 21 and quietly removed six days later.

That's small comfort to the people who were unfortunate enough to eat it during its six-day run's. Plural, Mine. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: Sick Of Silence on July 08, 2022, 04:29:02 PM
Eggs? Why you need eggs for?

I want chicken sandwich. You trying to make egg-McMuffin.
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: Mimsy on July 08, 2022, 07:01:26 PM
Quote from: Sick Of Silence on July 08, 2022, 04:29:02 PMEggs? Why you need eggs for?

I want chicken sandwich. You trying to make egg-McMuffin.

That's what I thought too. :blink:
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: Sick Of Silence on July 08, 2022, 08:31:53 PM

0:50
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: Billy's bayonet on July 09, 2022, 07:19:33 AM
A "Woke" company trying to put the much hated by the left "Chik Filet" out of business and failing miserably   :ttoung:
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: harry12 on July 09, 2022, 11:27:56 AM
Lol, it looks like a McDonalds product, lol.  There is something sacrilegious about serving Fried egg and a Chicken Paddy in the same sandwich.  Most likely all fried in olean, which gives people the craps anyway. 
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: Solar on July 09, 2022, 12:58:54 PM
Quote from: harry12 on July 09, 2022, 11:27:56 AMLol, it looks like a McDonalds product, lol.  There is something sacrilegious about serving Fried egg and a Chicken Paddy in the same sandwich.  Most likely all fried in olean, which gives people the craps anyway.

Good point!
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: ammodotcom on July 18, 2022, 12:17:50 PM
Quote from: Sick Of Silence on July 08, 2022, 04:29:02 PMEggs? Why you need eggs for?

I want chicken sandwich. You trying to make egg-McMuffin.

Egg is chicken sandwich. Chicken is just very new is all.
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: taxed on July 19, 2022, 07:59:11 AM
How the hell can you screw up a chicken sandwich?
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: Solar on July 19, 2022, 08:02:39 AM
Quote from: taxed on July 19, 2022, 07:59:11 AMHow the hell can you screw up a chicken sandwich?
Same way you screw up a good cup of coffee. By convincing people that paying more for bad coffee is hip. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: taxed on July 19, 2022, 08:09:25 AM
Quote from: Solar on July 19, 2022, 08:02:39 AMSame way you screw up a good cup of coffee. By convincing people that paying more for bad coffee is hip. :biggrin:

Fucking idiots.  This is the crap academia is shitting out...
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: Solar on July 19, 2022, 08:10:19 AM
Quote from: taxed on July 19, 2022, 08:09:25 AMFucking idiots.  This is the crap academia is shitting out...
Excellent example! :thumbup:
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: Mimsy on July 20, 2022, 05:21:14 PM
Quote from: harry12 on July 09, 2022, 11:27:56 AMLol, it looks like a McDonalds product, lol.  There is something sacrilegious about serving Fried egg and a Chicken Paddy in the same sandwich.  Most likely all fried in olean, which gives people the craps anyway. 

That's why orthodox Jews don't put cheese on beef, birth and death on the same plate is a no no.  :blush:

Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: sataspa on July 20, 2022, 05:24:00 PM
Quote from: taxed on July 19, 2022, 07:59:11 AMHow the hell can you screw up a chicken sandwich?
By not knowing what you are doing and just winging it?
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: taxed on July 21, 2022, 03:34:57 AM
Quote from: sataspa on July 20, 2022, 05:24:00 PMBy not knowing what you are doing and just winging it?

3/10.  I appreciate you trying though.
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: Solar on July 21, 2022, 05:08:22 AM
Quote from: sataspa on July 20, 2022, 05:24:00 PMBy not knowing what you are doing and just winging it?

Was that an attempt at humor? :biggrin:
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: yrunvs on July 21, 2022, 06:42:14 AM
Quote from: Solar on July 21, 2022, 05:08:22 AMWas that an attempt at humor? :biggrin:

Liberals are dumbasses so what did you expect?
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: taxed on July 21, 2022, 08:15:12 AM
Quote from: Solar on July 21, 2022, 05:08:22 AMWas that an attempt at humor? :biggrin:

It took him all night to put that together.
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: Solar on July 21, 2022, 08:27:23 AM
Quote from: taxed on July 21, 2022, 08:15:12 AMIt took him all night to put that together.
Only to wind up with egg on his face... See what I did there? :rolleyes:   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Too Funny! Starbucks quietly yanked new chicken sandwich Gave Them The Shits
Post by: taxed on July 21, 2022, 08:46:43 AM
Quote from: Solar on July 21, 2022, 08:27:23 AMOnly to wind up with egg on his face... See what I did there? :rolleyes:   :biggrin:

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:   That's more like it...