Quote from: crepe05 on September 28, 2010, 03:31:28 AM
Yes, Thanks Solar and whomever helped.  This is a very interesting site.

We aim to please. ;)

Hi kids, how're ya'll doing?

Gotta say, I'm flattered by all this attention. It's gratifying to see that several of you measure yourselves by the Great Yardstick which is me. Solar measures himself against the fiction of how many arguments he's won against me. And Bob - oh Bob! - apparently measures his internet persona by my very existence! That's deeply touching, Bob. That long screed you wrote on the first page of this thread...? That's quite literally the longest piece of writing I've personally seen roll from your keyboard in ...well, it's gotta be at least 5 or 6 years, going back to when you were winging all those petty, tantrum-filled posts from your blog off into the vasty cyber-unknown. (Yeah, I watched your little act - you and your "weasel sitting at a typewriter" logo - and allowed you to believe you'd evaded me. By the way, wasn't it Rob Larrikan who designed that logo for you, back in the days when you and he were clandestine lovers under the virtual stars, with virtual waves sussurating at your virtual toes on that virtual beach?)

But, sorry Bob, enough of that stuff before I make everyone ill - although you're being piqued by nostalgic and bittersweet heart-warming memories over it.

Anyway, since I haven't had a chance to look around much yet, I think I'll do that ...and then decide whether this place is worth the time and hassle you halfwits will force me to endure.

By the way, you might want to get that bug fixed - the one that won't let a poster see what he typed below a certain point unless he keeps using the scroll-bar over and over.

Quote from: Darwinist on September 28, 2010, 07:57:01 AM
Hi kids, how're ya'll doing?

Gotta say, I'm flattered by all this attention. It's gratifying to see that several of you measure yourselves by the Great Yardstick which is me. Solar measures himself against the fiction of how many arguments he's won against me. And Bob - oh Bob! - apparently measures his internet persona by my very existence! That's deeply touching, Bob. That long screed you wrote on the first page of this thread...? That's quite literally the longest piece of writing I've personally seen roll from your keyboard in ...well, it's gotta be at least 5 or 6 years, going back to when you were winging all those petty, tantrum-filled posts from your blog off into the vasty cyber-unknown. (Yeah, I watched your little act - you and your "weasel sitting at a typewriter" logo - and allowed you to believe you'd evaded me. By the way, wasn't it Rob Larrikan who designed that logo for you, back in the days when you and he were clandestine lovers under the virtual stars, with virtual waves sussurating at your virtual toes on that virtual beach?)

But, sorry Bob, enough of that stuff before I make everyone ill - although you're being piqued by nostalgic and bittersweet heart-warming memories over it.

Anyway, since I haven't had a chance to look around much yet, I think I'll do that ...and then decide whether this place is worth the time and hassle you halfwits will force me to endure.

By the way, you might want to get that bug fixed - the one that won't let a poster see what he typed below a certain point unless he keeps using the scroll-bar over and over.

Yeah, and we talk about Hussein and his commie cohorts in the Dim party, but they wouldn't find it quite so flattering, but an egotistical mutt such as yourself would.
We also talk about boils an bodily functions in the same way we invoke your name, so if you see the comparison as a sign of endearment, it's all yours my little pimple on the ass.

So let the games begin. ;)

Quote from: Darwinist on September 28, 2010, 07:57:01 AM
Hi kids, how're ya'll doing?

Gotta say, I'm flattered by all this attention. It's gratifying to see that several of you measure yourselves by the Great Yardstick which is me. Solar measures himself against the fiction of how many arguments he's won against me. And Bob - oh Bob! - apparently measures his internet persona by my very existence! That's deeply touching, Bob. That long screed you wrote on the first page of this thread...? That's quite literally the longest piece of writing I've personally seen roll from your keyboard in ...well, it's gotta be at least 5 or 6 years, going back to when you were winging all those petty, tantrum-filled posts from your blog off into the vasty cyber-unknown. (Yeah, I watched your little act - you and your "weasel sitting at a typewriter" logo - and allowed you to believe you'd evaded me. By the way, wasn't it Rob Larrikan who designed that logo for you, back in the days when you and he were clandestine lovers under the virtual stars, with virtual waves sussurating at your virtual toes on that virtual beach?)

But, sorry Bob, enough of that stuff before I make everyone ill - although you're being piqued by nostalgic and bittersweet heart-warming memories over it.

Anyway, since I haven't had a chance to look around much yet, I think I'll do that ...and then decide whether this place is worth the time and hassle you halfwits will force me to endure.

By the way, you might want to get that bug fixed - the one that won't let a poster see what he typed below a certain point unless he keeps using the scroll-bar over and over.

Quote from: Solar on September 28, 2010, 08:17:47 AMYeah, and we talk about Hussein and his commie cohorts in the Dim party, but they wouldn't find it quite so flattering, but an egotistical mutt such as yourself would.

Oh Solar, dear Solar. Poor little dyslexic Solar. Poor slow, short-bus little Solar. You don't realize, do you? You've never engaged Obama and his buddies personally, have you? Well, then, you really have nothing of them to measure yourself against, do you?

QuoteWe also talk about boils an bodily functions in the same way we invoke your name, so if you see the comparison as a sign of endearment, it's all yours my little pimple on the ass.

Well it's only to be expected that you don't care much for me, as many times as I've hammered on you and your butt-buddies.

QuoteSo let the games begin. ;)

Don't let your puffed-up expectations of bringing down one of your betters run away with you, puppy. In all likelihood I won't be hanging around. After all, at the moment I see this hole in the wall as nothing but a collective of the very worst bunch of mindless white-boy circle-jerkers LNF had to offer - although I have to say it's pleasingly surprising to observe you've all leaned how to type with one hand while pulling each other's stubby puds with the other. But why in the heck would I want to stay here to engage you guys in anything even resembling conversation when almost all of you have proved time and again that's not remotely what you want? You want blood in the water and not one goddamn thing more.

Hey Bob, get your mother's baby-picture off the thread, why don'cha? Damn, did she really eat shit? Or was she just practicing so she could teach you later?

Hmmm....where is the popcorn when you need it.

Holy Romper Room Batman!

Quote from: Darwinist on September 28, 2010, 11:53:24 AM

Quote from: Solar on September 28, 2010, 08:17:47 AMYeah, and we talk about Hussein and his commie cohorts in the Dim party, but they wouldn't find it quite so flattering, but an egotistical mutt such as yourself would.

Oh Solar, dear Solar. Poor little dyslexic Solar. Poor slow, short-bus little Solar. You don't realize, do you? You've never engaged Obama and his buddies personally, have you? Well, then, you really have nothing of them to measure yourself against, do you?

QuoteWe also talk about boils an bodily functions in the same way we invoke your name, so if you see the comparison as a sign of endearment, it's all yours my little pimple on the ass.

Well it's only to be expected that you don't care much for me, as many times as I've hammered on you and your butt-buddies.

QuoteSo let the games begin. ;)

Don't let your puffed-up expectations of bringing down one of your betters run away with you, puppy. In all likelihood I won't be hanging around. After all, at the moment I see this hole in the wall as nothing but a collective of the very worst bunch of mindless white-boy circle-jerkers LNF had to offer - although I have to say it's pleasingly surprising to observe you've all leaned how to type with one hand while pulling each other's stubby puds with the other. But why in the heck would I want to stay here to engage you guys in anything even resembling conversation when almost all of you have proved time and again that's not remotely what you want? You want blood in the water and not one goddamn thing more.

I find it funny, how someone with no skills whatsoever thinks they could have ever bested me, you have never won one single debate with me.
But please stick around, we need a new mop for the forum, you will suffice quite well.

Quote from: Solar on September 28, 2010, 12:15:34 PM

Quote from: Darwinist on September 28, 2010, 11:53:24 AM

Quote from: Solar on September 28, 2010, 08:17:47 AMYeah, and we talk about Hussein and his commie cohorts in the Dim party, but they wouldn't find it quite so flattering, but an egotistical mutt such as yourself would.

Oh Solar, dear Solar. Poor little dyslexic Solar. Poor slow, short-bus little Solar. You don't realize, do you? You've never engaged Obama and his buddies personally, have you? Well, then, you really have nothing of them to measure yourself against, do you?

QuoteWe also talk about boils an bodily functions in the same way we invoke your name, so if you see the comparison as a sign of endearment, it's all yours my little pimple on the ass.

Well it's only to be expected that you don't care much for me, as many times as I've hammered on you and your butt-buddies.

QuoteSo let the games begin. ;)

Don't let your puffed-up expectations of bringing down one of your betters run away with you, puppy. In all likelihood I won't be hanging around. After all, at the moment I see this hole in the wall as nothing but a collective of the very worst bunch of mindless white-boy circle-jerkers LNF had to offer - although I have to say it's pleasingly surprising to observe you've all leaned how to type with one hand while pulling each other's stubby puds with the other. But why in the heck would I want to stay here to engage you guys in anything even resembling conversation when almost all of you have proved time and again that's not remotely what you want? You want blood in the water and not one goddamn thing more.

I find it funny, how someone with no skills whatsoever thinks they could have ever bested me, you have never won one single debate with me.
But please stick around, we need a new mop for the forum, you will suffice quite well.

 ;D ;D ;D
I can't wait to see Bert's response. ;)

Quote from: Solar on September 28, 2010, 12:15:34 PMI find it funny, how someone with no skills whatsoever thinks they could have ever bested me, you have never won one single debate with me.
But please stick around, we need a new mop for the forum, you will suffice quite well.

That's because you don't debate, you call your opponent stupid and then declare victory, with all your butt-buddies there immediately to shake your cock - er, hand - and tell you how brilliant you are.

You've never been beat by me, huh? Let's just begin with me catching you dead-to-rights plagiarizing a fistful of material about Sacajawea from (no less!) two sites meant for school children. And then, caught red-handed, you first denied you'd plagiarized the material, and then after I linked to the two sites to LNF, you tried to laugh it all off by saying you "forgot" to cite the material.

You are personally nothing but a halfwit who thinks he can cover his basic stupidity with an extra helping of belligerence. Honestly, I don't even give you credit for having 1/4 the brains Bert has, and he's dumber than a fence post.

Quote from: Darwinist on September 28, 2010, 02:33:32 PM

Quote from: Solar on September 28, 2010, 12:15:34 PMI find it funny, how someone with no skills whatsoever thinks they could have ever bested me, you have never won one single debate with me.
But please stick around, we need a new mop for the forum, you will suffice quite well.

That's because you don't debate, you call your opponent stupid and then declare victory, with all your butt-buddies there immediately to shake your cock - er, hand - and tell you how brilliant you are.

You've never been beat by me, huh? Let's just begin with me catching you dead-to-rights plagiarizing a fistful of material about Sacajawea from (no less!) two sites meant for school children. And then, caught red-handed, you first denied you'd plagiarized the material, and then after I linked to the two sites to LNF, you tried to laugh it all off by saying you "forgot" to cite the material.

You are personally nothing but a halfwit who thinks he can cover his basic stupidity with an extra helping of belligerence. Honestly, I don't even give you credit for having 1/4 the brains Bert has, and he's dumber than a fence post.

Someone got off on the wrong side of bed this morn... I mean, afternoon.

Quote from: Darwinist on September 28, 2010, 02:33:32 PM

Quote from: Solar on September 28, 2010, 12:15:34 PMI find it funny, how someone with no skills whatsoever thinks they could have ever bested me, you have never won one single debate with me.
But please stick around, we need a new mop for the forum, you will suffice quite well.

That's because you don't debate, you call your opponent stupid and then declare victory, with all your butt-buddies there immediately to shake your cock - er, hand - and tell you how brilliant you are.

You've never been beat by me, huh? Let's just begin with me catching you dead-to-rights plagiarizing a fistful of material about Sacajawea from (no less!) two sites meant for school children. And then, caught red-handed, you first denied you'd plagiarized the material, and then after I linked to the two sites to LNF, you tried to laugh it all off by saying you "forgot" to cite the material.

You are personally nothing but a halfwit who thinks he can cover his basic stupidity with an extra helping of belligerence. Honestly, I don't even give you credit for having 1/4 the brains Bert has, and he's dumber than a fence post.

ROFL!!!
I'm the one calling insults, yet what is this post if nothing but pure BS and insults on your part?


Come on little ricky, if you want to show off your intellect, join in a thread and show the folks just how versatile your knowledge base truly is.
I'm sure you must have held a job for more that 3 weeks in some field, or is house husband all you're capable of?

If that's the case, you may have me on folding clothes, nothing I know anything about, or ironing, but I run a mean vacuum, though you most likely can kick my butt when it come to cleaning windows.

So tell us my little halfwit, what are your skill sets, outside of gas station attendant?

Quote from: Solar on September 28, 2010, 01:30:54 PM
;D ;D ;D
I can't wait to see Bert's response. ;)

What's left to say?


He dropped out of college so he failed at school.
He is divorced so he failed at marriage
He is chronically unemployed so he failed at work
He has been estranged from his children so he failed as a father
he depends on his partner to support him so he failed as a man

He's simply a total failure and the internet is the only place he feels accomplished. And to accomplish that he had to fabricate an identity.