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Title: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 04:53:11 PM
For Solar's final Christmas present this year I gave him a paper that said -

Who - You
What - Appointment
Where - Clerk Recorder Office
When 12/31/15 at 2:30 pm
Why - Marry Me!!!

So today at 2:30 pm Solar and I got hitched.  It only took us 7 years.

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Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: walkstall on December 31, 2015, 05:16:14 PM
Quote from: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 04:53:11 PM
For Solar's final Christmas present this year I gave him a paper that said -

Who - You
What - Appointment
Where - Clerk Recorder Office
When 12/31/15 at 2:30 pm
Why - Marry Me!!!

So today at 2:30 pm Solar and I got hitched.  It only took us 7 years.

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Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 05:18:25 PM
Thanks Walks.  Decided it was time to make an honest man out of him. 

Toy  :wub:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: walkstall on December 31, 2015, 05:21:29 PM
Quote from: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 05:18:25 PM
Thanks Walks.  Decided it was time to make an honest man out of him. 

Toy  :wub:


:lol:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: AmericanMom on December 31, 2015, 05:26:11 PM
Quote from: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 04:53:11 PM
For Solar's final Christmas present this year I gave him a paper that said -

Who - You
What - Appointment
Where - Clerk Recorder Office
When 12/31/15 at 2:30 pm
Why - Marry Me!!!

So today at 2:30 pm Solar and I got hitched.  It only took us 7 years.

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LOL... That's wonderful!! Congrats you two :) :) :)
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: quiller on December 31, 2015, 06:48:14 PM
Congratulations. If you haven't shot him yet, there's hope for the relationship!  :wink:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Shooterman on December 31, 2015, 07:21:55 PM
Quote from: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 04:53:11 PM
For Solar's final Christmas present this year I gave him a paper that said -

Who - You
What - Appointment
Where - Clerk Recorder Office
When 12/31/15 at 2:30 pm
Why - Marry Me!!!

So today at 2:30 pm Solar and I got hitched.  It only took us 7 years.

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Congratulations, Miss TOY. My heartiest wishes for a long and happy marriage. It is probably of little doubt,that Old Solar got the best end of that bargain.

My wife has been my rock for 41 years and she certainly married way below herself, as most ladies do.

Congrats again.
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 07:52:29 PM
Quote from: AmericanMom on December 31, 2015, 05:26:11 PM

LOL... That's wonderful!! Congrats you two :) :) :)

Thank you American Mom.  We have always considered ourselves married.  Just made it legal.   :smile:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 07:53:28 PM
Quote from: quiller on December 31, 2015, 06:48:14 PM
Congratulations. If you haven't shot him yet, there's hope for the relationship!  :wink:

He keeps the guns locked up away from me.   :smile:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 07:54:58 PM
Quote from: Shooterman on December 31, 2015, 07:21:55 PM
Congratulations, Miss TOY. My heartiest wishes for a long and happy marriage. It is probably of little doubt,that Old Solar got the best end of that bargain.

My wife has been my rock for 41 years and she certainly married way below herself, as most ladies do.

Congrats again.

Thanks Shooterman.  It took me forever to get him tied down.   :wink: :wink: :wink:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Shooterman on December 31, 2015, 08:18:47 PM
Quote from: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 07:54:58 PM
Thanks Shooterman.  It took me forever to get him tied down.   :wink: :wink: :wink:

Be sure and put your brand on him. A hog tied ST should do just fine. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: tac on December 31, 2015, 08:54:59 PM
Congrats to the newlyweds!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: quiller on January 01, 2016, 01:39:15 AM
Quote from: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 07:53:28 PM
He keeps the guns locked up away from me.   :smile:

My wife and I were also together 7 years before we got married, and this last week passed the formal 13th anniversary mark. I cannot imagine why she stooped so low, or I got lucky beyond what I deserve.

If he gets out of line.....

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Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: kroz on January 01, 2016, 04:00:27 AM
Congratulations!  May you have many more happy years together.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Dubinsky on January 01, 2016, 05:12:35 AM
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Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Hoofer on January 01, 2016, 06:27:25 AM
Way to start the New Year off with a bang!

Did it much likker, a bunch of "large imposing friends" to corner him, or did he go peacefully?
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: kit saginaw on January 01, 2016, 07:34:09 AM
Happy Wedding, guys...  run wild in fields of heather.  Best Wishes.... 

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But don't sit naked in separate bathtubs, holding hands and watching the sunset.  That's weird.
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Hoofer on January 01, 2016, 08:32:05 AM
Quote from: kit saginaw on January 01, 2016, 07:34:09 AM
Happy Wedding, guys...  run wild in fields of heather.  Best Wishes.... 

But don't sit naked in separate bathtubs, holding hands and watching the sunset.  That's weird.

Too sore, useless to continue, & soaking their behinds?  (the stuff worked!)
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: supsalemgr on January 01, 2016, 08:34:12 AM
Quote from: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 04:53:11 PM
For Solar's final Christmas present this year I gave him a paper that said -

Who - You
What - Appointment
Where - Clerk Recorder Office
When 12/31/15 at 2:30 pm
Why - Marry Me!!!

So today at 2:30 pm Solar and I got hitched.  It only took us 7 years.

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Congratulation!  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Dori on January 01, 2016, 12:30:22 PM
Congratulations.  What a great way to start the new year.   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Bronx on January 01, 2016, 12:53:18 PM
CONGRATS....on a awesome New Year.
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: AmericanMom on January 01, 2016, 02:42:41 PM
Solar has been noticeably silent   :sad:


Toy, You can let him out of the box now.. its done, you are a married women, he wont run.... I'm sure he wont  :ttoung:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: walkstall on January 01, 2016, 03:08:48 PM
Quote from: AmericanMom on January 01, 2016, 02:42:41 PM
Solar has been noticeably silent   :sad:


Toy, You can let him out of the box now.. its done, you are a married women, he wont run.... I'm sure he wont  :ttoung:

I am sure he is just speechless.   :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:   :lol:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solar on January 01, 2016, 03:33:14 PM
Quote from: AmericanMom on January 01, 2016, 02:42:41 PM
Solar has been noticeably silent   :sad:


Toy, You can let him out of the box now.. its done, you are a married women, he wont run.... I'm sure he wont  :ttoung:
Toy said I can speak now. Thank you all. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: AmericanMom on January 01, 2016, 04:34:47 PM
Quote from: Solar on January 01, 2016, 03:33:14 PM
Toy said I can speak now. Thank you all. :biggrin:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Billy's bayonet on January 01, 2016, 04:46:40 PM
Congrats and best wishes for the both of you!

May you be blessed with many sons and teals of gold more numerous than those of the hairs on an Ox (thats an old chinese wedding toast that Mrs Billy threw in). :wink:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: quiller on January 01, 2016, 04:54:34 PM
Quote from: Solar on January 01, 2016, 03:33:14 PM
Toy said I can speak now. Thank you all. :biggrin:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solar on January 01, 2016, 04:58:58 PM
Quote from: Billy's bayonet on January 01, 2016, 04:46:40 PM
Congrats and best wishes for the both of you!

May you be blessed with many sons and teals of gold more numerous than those of the hairs on an Ox (thats an old chinese wedding toast that Mrs Billy threw in). :wink:
I'll take that gold! :thumbsup:

That's by far better than the one my buddy proposed as best man at a wedding.
Drunk, he lost his note with his toast on it, so on the fly, he stands and says, "On your journey though life together, may a thousand beautiful camel shit on your path".
I think he had something else in mind, but that's what his mouth spewed out.
You could hear a pin drop.... :lol:

I think he meant something along the lines of "may a thousand beautiful camel carry you on your path", or something to that effect, but when asked, he had no clue what he was doing, only remembered showing up, and then throwing up.
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: kroz on January 01, 2016, 05:04:44 PM
Quote from: Solar on January 01, 2016, 04:58:58 PM
I'll take that gold! :thumbsup:

That's by far better than the one my buddy proposed as best man at a wedding.
Drunk, he lost his note with his toast on it, so on the fly, he stands and says, "On your journey though life together, may a thousand beautiful camel shit on your path".
I think he had something else in mind, but that's what his mouth spewed out.
You could hear a pin drop.... :lol:

I think he meant something along the lines of "may a thousand beautiful camel carry you on your path", or something to that effect, but when asked, he had no clue what he was doing, only remembered showing up, and then throwing up.

Moral to that story is.... always pick a reliable Best Man!   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solar on January 01, 2016, 05:11:30 PM
Quote from: kroz on January 01, 2016, 05:04:44 PM
Moral to that story is.... always pick a reliable Best Man!   :thumbsup:
Groom wasn't any better. Those two were every woman's worst night mare.
One wound up in prison, the other suffers from Bi-polar attacks and self medicates. That was my early 20s, where you only hung around wit them because they had cars that ran. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: kroz on January 01, 2016, 05:15:11 PM
Quote from: Solar on January 01, 2016, 05:11:30 PM
Groom wasn't any better. Those two were every woman's worst night mare.
One wound up in prison, the other suffers from Bi-polar attacks and self medicates. That was my early 20s, where you only hung around wit them because they had cars that ran. :biggrin:

That's too bad.  I hate hear stories like that.

Most men mellow over the years and become much more "socially acceptable."   :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solar on January 01, 2016, 06:26:06 PM
Quote from: kroz on January 01, 2016, 05:15:11 PM
That's too bad.  I hate hear stories like that.

Most men mellow over the years and become much more "socially acceptable."   :lol: :lol:
)))))))BURP......FART, Scratches ass((((((( We do? :laugh:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: walkstall on January 01, 2016, 07:04:43 PM
Quote from: Solar on January 01, 2016, 06:26:06 PM
)))))))BURP......FART, Scratches ass((((((( We do? :laugh:


:lol:  What's this WE do?
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: kroz on January 01, 2016, 07:09:03 PM
Quote from: walkstall on January 01, 2016, 07:04:43 PM

:lol:  What's this WE do?

True.. solar is in a league of his own.   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Cryptic Bert on January 01, 2016, 08:53:27 PM
Now that is style!

A couple of points though:

If you sit in the tree too long the neighbors get concerned and call the cops so you end up in the municipal building anyway.

Make sure you are wearing pants when in the tree. Otherwise it is rather embarrassing explaining to the surgeon how you got tree bark embedded in your posterior.

Make sure there are no angry squirrels in the tree. They can ruin the moment in an instant. And they bite.

Make sure the tree is healthy. I once was in a tree with my significant other and it was really romantic...until I noticed the tree surgeon on another branch staring at us. Apparently the tree had Whooping Cough.
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Chosen Daughter on January 01, 2016, 09:38:43 PM
Congratulations!  Great way to end the year and start a new one!!
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Wyatt5 on January 02, 2016, 03:34:34 AM
 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solar on January 02, 2016, 04:44:33 AM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 01, 2016, 08:53:27 PM
Now that is style!

A couple of points though:

If you sit in the tree too long the neighbors get concerned and call the cops so you end up in the municipal building anyway.

Make sure you are wearing pants when in the tree. Otherwise it is rather embarrassing explaining to the surgeon how you got tree bark embedded in your posterior.

Make sure there are no angry squirrels in the tree. They can ruin the moment in an instant. And they bite.

Make sure the tree is healthy. I once was in a tree with my significant other and it was really romantic...until I noticed the tree surgeon on another branch staring at us. Apparently the tree had Whooping Cough.
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Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Charliemyboy on January 02, 2016, 07:41:32 AM
Congratulations on your marriage.  I hope you will be as happy together as my late husband and I were.  And that was very happy indeed.
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solars Toy on January 02, 2016, 03:21:42 PM
Thanks everyone for all the best wishes and advice.  I am sure it will all come in handy over the next few decades.

Toy    :smile:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Elfie on January 02, 2016, 05:44:26 PM
Love it!!!! Congrats to you both!
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Cryptic Bert on January 02, 2016, 08:18:38 PM
Here is my advice for a happy marriage. Do what my dad did. Sit in a chair and pretend to be deaf.
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: walkstall on January 02, 2016, 08:57:06 PM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 02, 2016, 08:18:38 PM
Here is my advice for a happy marriage. Do what my dad did. Sit in a chair and pretend to be deaf.

I am and it does not help me.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: keyboarder on January 03, 2016, 04:53:13 AM
Just now read over this announcement and i'm very pleased to hear of this.  May you both have every blessing from your commitment to each other.  I suspect that the commitment was there from the start.  A New Year to be celebrated in the future more ways than one.
Key 'n the Sheriff                    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solar on January 03, 2016, 05:28:23 AM
Quote from: keyboarder on January 03, 2016, 04:53:13 AM
Just now read over this announcement and i'm very pleased to hear of this.  May you both have every blessing from your commitment to each other.  I suspect that the commitment was there from the start.  A New Year to be celebrated in the future more ways than one.
Key 'n the Sheriff                    :thumbsup:
Here's a secret I've never told a soul, not even Toy. The moment I saw her, I said "Thanks God, that's the woman I'll spend the rest of my life with".
Of course he already knew it. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: keyboarder on January 03, 2016, 05:43:51 AM
Quote from: Solar on January 03, 2016, 05:28:23 AM
Here's a secret I've never told a soul, not even Toy. The moment I saw her, I said "Thanks God, that's the woman I'll spend the rest of my life with".
Of course he already knew it. :biggrin:

HE does some wonderful things, doesn't HE?

Now I've got some good advice for the TOY.  It may or may not apply to your situation with each other but it sure works for me.  I just always remember to let the Sheriff have the TV clicker and everything works out fine for me.    :love:

We are coming up on our 13th anniversary this Jan. 16th and it has been a wonderful few years for us.  We have been blessed in so many ways that it would take days to count them all.  Most importantly, we have ongoing respect for each other and our relationship.
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solars Toy on January 03, 2016, 06:03:52 AM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on January 02, 2016, 08:18:38 PM
Here is my advice for a happy marriage. Do what my dad did. Sit in a chair and pretend to be deaf.

Wait - he really isn't deaf in that one ear...  you know the one that is always on the side I'm talking to?

:ohmy:  Toy
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solars Toy on January 03, 2016, 06:06:03 AM
Quote from: keyboarder on January 03, 2016, 05:43:51 AM
HE does some wonderful things, doesn't HE?

Now I've got some good advice for the TOY.  It may or may not apply to your situation with each other but it sure works for me.  I just always remember to let the Sheriff have the TV clicker and everything works out fine for me.    :love:

We are coming up on our 13th anniversary this Jan. 16th and it has been a wonderful few years for us.  We have been blessed in so many ways that it would take days to count them all.  Most importantly, we have ongoing respect for each other and our relationship.

Whats a TV remote???  Toy   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solar on January 03, 2016, 06:13:11 AM
Quote from: Solars Toy on January 03, 2016, 06:06:03 AM
Whats a TV remote???  Toy   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You know, that black plastic thing that hides under my pillow. :laugh:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: walkstall on January 03, 2016, 10:33:18 AM
Quote from: Solars Toy on January 03, 2016, 06:06:03 AM
Whats a TV remote???  Toy   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Clicker, I have  not heard that used in 40 or 50 years.    :biggrin:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: keyboarder on January 03, 2016, 11:32:07 AM
Quote from: walkstall on January 03, 2016, 10:33:18 AM
Clicker, I have  not heard that used in 40 or 50 years.    :biggrin:

Well?  I'm old as dirt and love to joke about it.   I'm proud of my 71 years on this earth.  :smile:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: walkstall on January 03, 2016, 11:55:15 AM
Quote from: keyboarder on January 03, 2016, 11:32:07 AM
Well?  I'm old as dirt and love to joke about it.   I'm proud of my 71 years on this earth.  :smile:

As you should be young lady.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: redbeard on January 06, 2016, 04:45:01 PM
Quote from: Solars Toy on December 31, 2015, 04:53:11 PM
For Solar's final Christmas present this year I gave him a paper that said -

Who - You
What - Appointment
Where - Clerk Recorder Office
When 12/31/15 at 2:30 pm
Why - Marry Me!!!

So today at 2:30 pm Solar and I got hitched.  It only took us 7 years.

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Congratulations to both of you! It's about time!!! :lol:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Mountainshield on January 12, 2016, 11:42:53 PM
Congrats and God Bless :thumbup:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solar on January 13, 2016, 05:18:16 PM
Thanks everyone, it really is nice being married to my best friend.
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solars Toy on January 13, 2016, 05:28:35 PM
Thanks everyone for all the best wishes and advice.  Solar and I were a match from the beginning.  I could not ask for a better man in my life.

Love you....... more.

Toy 
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: Solar on January 13, 2016, 05:35:35 PM
Quote from: Solars Toy on January 13, 2016, 05:28:35 PM
Thanks everyone for all the best wishes and advice.  Solar and I were a match from the beginning.  I could not ask for a better man in my life.

Love you....... more.

Toy
Now if I could just fix that compulsive lying.
Love you more. :wub:
Title: Re: Solar and Toy sitting in a tree....
Post by: walkstall on January 13, 2016, 06:00:39 PM
Quote from: Solar on January 13, 2016, 05:35:35 PM
Now if I could just fix that compulsive lying.
Love you more. :wub:


:lol:  Don't press your luck.