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General Category => Political Discussion and Debate => Topic started by: Solar on November 27, 2015, 02:37:56 PM

Title: Now For Some Good News
Post by: Solar on November 27, 2015, 02:37:56 PM
I don't remember hearing about this, so I thought I'd go ahead and post despite it being last years news. :thumbsup:

BAGHDAD — If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don't give lessons with live explosives.

In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis, a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: kroz on November 27, 2015, 02:41:33 PM
Yippee!  Scratch 22 names off the list!   :laugh:

Good news even if it IS old.
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: tac on November 27, 2015, 04:20:24 PM
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Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: Cryptic Bert on November 27, 2015, 04:21:54 PM
Now that is workplace violence.
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: kroz on November 27, 2015, 04:25:01 PM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on November 27, 2015, 04:21:54 PM
Now that is workplace violence.

You have a very good point!!   :laugh:
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: walkstall on November 27, 2015, 04:29:54 PM
Quote from: The Boo Man... on November 27, 2015, 04:21:54 PM
Now that is workplace violence.

Works for me.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: redbeard on November 28, 2015, 04:56:16 PM
Quote from: Solar on November 27, 2015, 02:37:56 PM
I don't remember hearing about this, so I thought I'd go ahead and post despite it being last years news. :thumbsup:

BAGHDAD — If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don't give lessons with live explosives.

In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis, a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html
Do they still get the virgins? :popcorn: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: Solar on November 28, 2015, 04:58:29 PM
Quote from: redbeard on November 28, 2015, 04:56:16 PM
Do they still get the virgins? :popcorn: :popcorn:
I don't know, but I do know these 21 guys got fucked really bad. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: SalemCat on November 28, 2015, 04:59:58 PM
Brings a smile to my face !
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: ChristieForPres on November 28, 2015, 10:42:13 PM
Maybe Assad personally taught him that old trick :lol:
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: daidalos on November 29, 2015, 04:48:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1232661/ISIS-terrorist-filmed-crying-captured-Kurds.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3336678/Shocking-footage-moment-Islamist-rebel-fighter-cameraman-wiped-Assad-regime-shell-Syria.html?ito=video_player_click

More good news. (hope the second isn't a repeat of the one you posted Solar, sorry if it is) Enjoy!  :lol:
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: Billy's bayonet on November 29, 2015, 05:42:55 PM
Sometimes God...or maybe the Devil, shows a sense of humor.
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: keyboarder on November 29, 2015, 06:34:37 PM
Quote from: redbeard on November 28, 2015, 04:56:16 PM
Do they still get the virgins? :popcorn: :popcorn:

No, they don't.  Too bad that some of the deceased can't  come back and tell the rest of those heathens too, might stop some of their idiocy.
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: daidalos on November 29, 2015, 06:51:26 PM
Quote from: keyboarder on November 29, 2015, 06:34:37 PM
No, they don't.  Too bad that some of the deceased can't  come back and tell the rest of those heathens too, might stop some of their idiocy.
They would be branded infidels, and stoned, beheaded or otherwise killed all over again.

So it would do no good.

Besides, once an unrepentant Islamic savage idolater dies, it's off to hell they go and nope, they don't get to pass go on the way there.
Title: Re: Now For Some Good News
Post by: keyboarder on November 29, 2015, 06:54:46 PM
Quote from: daidalos on November 29, 2015, 06:51:26 PM
They would be branded infidels, and stoned, beheaded or otherwise killed all over again.

So it would do no good.

Besides, once an unrepentant Islamic savage idolater dies, it's off to hell they go and nope, they don't get to pass go on the way there.

:thumbup:  And that's a fact!