Were a freakin week old!! ;D
But what all of you didn't know about the forum, is that Dan, Taxed, Bert and Solar never met until a few years back, which is why the story of the forum is so amazing.
Back in the 30s, before any of them were born, they had conceived a plan to fight communists, later after the war, Bert needing counseling after killing nearly a million Nazi bare handed, was left to wander the back alleys of Fernsdorf.
There he met Dan, an aspiring entrepreneur millionaire, between the two of them they started their own Country, though it was a small Country off the coast of Nigeria, they had met an evil genius named Taxed, he had invented a method of bottling smoke signals.
The process was flawless, all you had to do was capture the message in the bottle using the highly secret device called a smoke signal catcher, (Taxed wasn't very creative about names) and drop it in the mail.
Even though he had yet to invent a unit to read the message after you opened the bottle.
Undaunted, Taxed persevered and invented the Internet, but was still having issues with the strings tangling on more than two people connected to a server.
Here is an early pic of Taxed flirting with his secretary.
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But here was the ground breaking moment, that stumped them all.
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That's when they met Solar, seeing how Solar had an issue mastering the the concept of a string and a can, he said is there a way we can all just sit around a talk about liberals.
Here they are sitting around the camp fire with Taxed secretary
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Bored to tears, Solar said, lets call this a forum and invite everyone we know to join us.
Seeing how they are all Conservatives, they had yet another break through idea, they called it the Conservative Political Forum, keep in mind, this was nearly a month of sitting around the camp fire 24/7.
Which brings us to the present.
Happy Birthday CPF, you don't look a day over 80.
Only a week? It seems like almost forever. ;D
Quote from: Shooterman on October 03, 2010, 05:48:11 PM
Only a week? It seems like almost forever. ;D
80 years in the making, and it seems like only a week to me. ;D
I find it unfair that Solar got the key to the city of Fernsdorf when it was me who was wandering around it naked. All I got was a baked ham...
Quote from: Solar on October 03, 2010, 05:22:30 PM
Here they are sitting around the camp fire with Taxed secretary
She was a little tease...
Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 03, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
I find it unfair that Solar got the key to the city of Fernsdorf when it was me who was wandering around it naked. All I got was a baked ham...
Bert - why are you always naked? ::) ::) ::) ::) And what kind of ham...that could make the difference for me. ;)
YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIlly
Quote from: Solars Toy on October 03, 2010, 06:41:14 PM
Bert - why are you always naked? ::) ::) ::) ::)
Acid rain
QuoteAnd what kind of ham...that could make the difference for me. ;)
Honey glazed...
Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 03, 2010, 06:47:43 PM
Acid rain
??? ??? ???
Honey glazed...
Sorry Black Forest was the correct answer. :) :)
Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 03, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
I find it unfair that Solar got the key to the city of Fernsdorf when it was me who was wandering around it naked. All I got was a baked ham...
And who's fault was that?
They gave you a nice striped suit to wear, but, nooo, you were to good for clothes provided by the government.
That's when I knew you were a hardcore Conservative.
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Quote from: Solar on October 03, 2010, 07:24:04 PM
And who's fault was that?
They gave you a nice striped suit to wear, but, nooo, you were to good for clothes provided by the government.
That's when I knew you were a hardcore Conservative.
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;D ;D
Besides, stripes make me look fat...
I like to be stylish.
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Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 03, 2010, 07:28:53 PM
;D ;D
Besides, stripes make me look fat...
I like to be stylish.
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Actually I thought you looked rather stylish in in your band outfit.
What was the name of your group again? Bert and the baritones?
Quote from: Solar on October 03, 2010, 07:39:08 PM
Actually I thought you looked rather stylish in in your band outfit.
What was the name of your group again? Bert and the baritones?
Yep. I played the zinc bagpipes...
Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 03, 2010, 07:40:24 PM
Yep. I played the zinc bagpipes...
You gave up the paper Saxophone?
Quote from: Solar on October 03, 2010, 07:45:46 PM
You gave up the paper Saxophone?
It got wet in the shower...