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Title: In Other News
Post by: Solar on May 30, 2021, 08:00:05 AM
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Oh God, this had to hurt.
But let me say, from experience. Those blades are like spinning knives, and if he was in a skimpy set of trunks, he could very well have castrated himself.


Today- Man severely injured his penis while landing his drone at Pirates Cove along the #ColoradoRiver #MemorialDayWeekend

https://twitter.com/alexvnews/status/1398843729264332801
Title: Re: In Other News
Post by: WalterEgo on May 30, 2021, 05:20:24 PM

Christine the car, Lorena the drone.   :woot:

Title: Re: In Other News
Post by: Solar on May 30, 2021, 05:38:48 PM
Quote from: WalterEgo on May 30, 2021, 05:20:24 PMChristine the car, Lorena the drone.  :woot:
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I don't think he Bobbedit. :lol:
Title: Re: In Other News
Post by: dickfoster on May 31, 2021, 04:11:44 PM
Quote from: Solar on May 30, 2021, 08:00:05 AM:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Oh God, this had to hurt.
But let me say, from experience. Those blades are like spinning knives, and if he was in a skimpy set of trunks, he could very well have castrated himself.


Today- Man severely injured his penis while landing his drone at Pirates Cove along the #ColoradoRiver #MemorialDayWeekend

https://twitter.com/alexvnews/status/1398843729264332801
Nature has ways of keeping the gene pool tidy.
Title: Re: In Other News
Post by: Solar on May 31, 2021, 04:31:13 PM
Quote from: dickfoster on May 31, 2021, 04:11:44 PMNature has ways of keeping the gene pool tidy.
Yep, Murphy's Law and Darwin Awards Teamed Up. :lol:
Title: Re: In Other News
Post by: je_freedom on June 02, 2021, 12:41:21 PM
Quote from: Solar on May 31, 2021, 04:31:13 PMYep, Murphy's Law and Darwin Awards Teamed Up. :lol:

Many people think that Murphy's Law says,
"If anything can go wrong, it will."

Actually, Murphy was speaking about a specific technician.
What Murphy actually said was,
"If there's a wrong way to do something, that guy will find it!"