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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Solar on May 11, 2023, 07:03:44 AM

Title: Wood Milk
Post by: Solar on May 11, 2023, 07:03:44 AM
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Title: Re: Wood Milk
Post by: Possum on May 11, 2023, 10:43:07 AM
And now all across this country, liberals are in their favorite organic, no plastic bag allowed, grocery store with the parking full of electric vehicles being charged by the hidden massive diesel generator, demanding wood milk from all the old hippie employees who after all these years still have no clue. 
Title: Re: Wood Milk
Post by: Solar on May 11, 2023, 01:20:16 PM
Quote from: Possum on May 11, 2023, 10:43:07 AMAnd now all across this country, liberals are in their favorite organic, no plastic bag allowed, grocery store with the parking full of electric vehicles being charged by the hidden massive diesel generator, demanding wood milk from all the old hippie employees who after all these years still have no clue. 
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tHEY'RE ALREADY DOING IT TO FOOF, WHICH IS WHY i DON'T DO FAST FOOD.

Chicken little! How 14 popular fast-food chains are bulking up their poultry-based offerings with seaweed, beef, soy, oats and WOOD
Many products only include 60 percent meat alongside additives and proteins
Some poultry-based products, including burgers, contain over 15 ingredients

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12068339/How-fast-food-chains-bulking-chicken-based-offerings-seaweed-beef-WOOD.html
Title: Re: Wood Milk
Post by: je_freedom on November 19, 2023, 08:18:57 AM
Quote from: Solar on May 11, 2023, 01:20:16 PMChicken little! How 14 popular fast-food chains are bulking up their poultry-based offerings with seaweed, beef, soy, oats and WOOD
Many products only include 60 percent meat alongside additives and proteins
Some poultry-based products, including burgers, contain over 15 ingredients

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12068339/How-fast-food-chains-bulking-chicken-based-offerings-seaweed-beef-WOOD.html
I heard somewhere that the dairy association
(the one that involves actual cows)
objects to a certain beverage being called "almond milk"
because it dilutes the meaning of the word "milk."
They're demanding that the beverage be called "nut juice."