1.The later you are, the happier your dog is to see you.
2. A dog doesn't care if you call it by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it when you leave stuff on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs pay close attention when you raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs think you're funny when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing -- all the time.
9. A dog will not wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
This one's a joke... ?
Mrs T should spank your duff for this comparrison!
#15 ~ they like it doggy style?
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Quote from: U_Kay on March 14, 2011, 07:20:58 PM
This one's a joke... ?
Mrs T should spank your duff for this comparrison!
Uh, oh! I messed up in T's thread... It should be comparison, not comparRison! :P
Then again, I am always messing up!
Btw, I enjoyed all the jokes in this thread. Keep em coming, you all!
Quote from: U_Kay on March 15, 2011, 02:54:09 PM
Uh, oh! I messed up in T's thread... It should be comparison, not comparRison! :P
Then again, I am always messing up!
Btw, I enjoyed all the jokes in this thread. Keep em coming,you all!
Hmmmm...are you sure your for the South. y'all!!