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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Solar on September 29, 2020, 08:42:39 AM

Title: Who invented this sensor?
Post by: Solar on September 29, 2020, 08:42:39 AM
Many of the newer cars have a   Back-Up Sensor   that warns the driver before   the rear bumper actually comes in contact with something. 

Who invented this sensor?

I'll bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM; how about Chrysler?
No?

Then how about   Mercedes Benz, or possibly the French or Italian car manufacturers?
No. 

It was a Japanese farmer named Kawasaki .........
His invention was simple and effective.

It emits a high-pitch squeal just before the vehicle itself backs into something.

Proof below...


















































(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-esGe0xRKPq4/VFHFxp4tzDI/AAAAAAAAF_I/wDtZm2PXI0A/s2560/1414645187530.jpeg)
Title: Re: Who invented this sensor?
Post by: walkstall on September 29, 2020, 08:49:48 AM
Quote from: Solar on September 29, 2020, 08:42:39 AM
Many of the newer cars have a   Back-Up Sensor   that warns the driver before   the rear bumper actually comes in contact with something. 

Who invented this sensor?

I'll bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM; how about Chrysler?
No?

Then how about   Mercedes Benz, or possibly the French or Italian car manufacturers?
No. 

It was a Japanese farmer named Kawasaki .........
His invention was simple and effective.

It emits a high-pitch squeal just before the vehicle itself backs into something.

Proof below...


















































(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-esGe0xRKPq4/VFHFxp4tzDI/AAAAAAAAF_I/wDtZm2PXI0A/s2560/1414645187530.jpeg)


ROTFLMAF  Now I have to clean my monitor.  Next time tell us to put down our coffee.   :lol:
Title: Re: Who invented this sensor?
Post by: Solar on September 29, 2020, 08:51:04 AM
Quote from: walkstall on September 29, 2020, 08:49:48 AM

ROTFLMAF  Now I have to clean my monitor.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You back those nuts into anything, and you'll get more than just a squeal. :lol:
Title: Re: Who invented this sensor?
Post by: walkstall on September 29, 2020, 09:08:41 AM
Quote from: Solar on September 29, 2020, 08:51:04 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You back those nuts into anything, and you'll get more than just a squeal. :lol:

Sounds like your talking about Lib's.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Who invented this sensor?
Post by: Solar on September 29, 2020, 11:02:20 AM
Quote from: walkstall on September 29, 2020, 09:08:41 AM
Sounds like your talking about Lib's.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: