One day the teacher asked her class, "What part of your body make you most think of God". Little Suzie waved her hand first and said," my hands teacher". The teacher asked her why and she said,"When I kneel down by the bed to pray every night I clasp my hands together and that makes me think about God'. Little Johnny was waving his arm furiously from the back of the classroom so the teacher asked him for his answer. He said, "my feet teacher." She asked him why his feet made him think about God and he said," Well, I walked into my momma's bedroom yesterday morning she was lying on her back with her feet up in the air crying' Oh God, I'm coming, O God, i'm coming, and if daddy hadn't been lying on her, I think we might have lost mama.
not funny.