Virginity Test

Started by WoodBurner, September 24, 2011, 07:05:10 AM

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WoodBurner

September 24, 2011, 07:05:10 AM
 
Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his
Bride to-be is still a Virgin.
His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a
Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit
A small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel."
Mario asks ... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"
The doctor replies ... "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls  Red and the other ball Blue.

If she says ... 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen.

You hit her with the shovel.
If it was easy everyone would be do'in it.

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September 24, 2011, 08:24:05 AM
 :)) :)) :)) :))
Thats sick, I like it.
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September 24, 2011, 08:54:48 AM
Kentucky variant:


The prospective bridegroom's father pipes up, "And if it turns out she IS a virgin, I'll hit her with the shovel myself; if she ain't good enough for the menfolk in her own family, she ain't good enough for my son!" 
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September 28, 2011, 07:58:11 AM
eeeewwwww  :o
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September 28, 2011, 04:40:12 PM
Quote from: PeterR on September 24, 2011, 08:54:48 AM
Kentucky variant:


The prospective bridegroom's father pipes up, "And if it turns out she IS a virgin, I'll hit her with the shovel myself; if she ain't good enough for the menfolk in her own family, she ain't good enough for my son!"

Kentucky Variant II: Bride and bridegroom are happily headed north on I-75 after the ceremony, looking forward to their wedding night at the cheap motel room they reserved in Dayton. As the groom steers his old pickup truck up the freeway, he reaches across the bench seat and squeezes his new wife's knee.

"Aw, honey, we're married now," the bride responds. "You know you can go as far as you want!"

So he drives them to Detroit.
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