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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: walkstall on October 21, 2010, 07:17:27 PM

Title: The Baptist Preacher & The Texas Cowboy...
Post by: walkstall on October 21, 2010, 07:17:27 PM
As I remember this was posted by someone some place before.  I got it today in an e-mail.   :P


A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was
brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage
of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy handed his drink back and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a
choice."
Title: Re: The Baptist Preacher & The Texas Cowboy...
Post by: Solars Toy on October 21, 2010, 07:40:47 PM
Quote from: walkstall on October 21, 2010, 07:17:27 PM
As I remember this was posted by someone some place before.  I got it today in an e-mail.   :P


A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was
brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage
of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy handed his drink back and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a
choice."

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :-*
Title: Re: The Baptist Preacher & The Texas Cowboy...
Post by: quiller on October 22, 2010, 06:34:16 AM
What kind of invocation would this preacher give for a charter flight by the Mile High Club?