http://www.theonion.com/r/52060

LAS VEGAS—His voice slowing during his response to a question about immigration as he struggled to comprehend what was happening to him, a visibly terrified Jeb Bush reportedly began to vanish from the visible spectrum while on stage at Tuesday night's Republican debate.

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Jeb Bush Campaign Kicks Off 3-State Farewell Tour With Iowa Town Hall Meeting

http://www.theonion.com/r/52234

MASON CITY, IA—Having carefully rehearsed their soundbites and readied their bus for one final month on the road, Jeb Bush's presidential campaign reportedly kicked off a three-state farewell tour with a town hall meeting Monday before a gathered crowd of dozens.

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