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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: wally on January 09, 2011, 09:59:33 AM

Title: Statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Post by: wally on January 09, 2011, 09:59:33 AM
Subject: Year to date statistics on Airport screening


 

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:


Terrorist Plots Discovered            0
Transvestites                                  133
Hernia's                                        1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases                        3,172
Enlarged Prostates                       8,249
Breast Implants                            59,350
Natural Blondes                           3

Title: Re: Statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Post by: Solars Toy on January 09, 2011, 10:13:33 AM
 :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

Nice touch with the blondes....
Title: Re: Statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Post by: Solar on January 09, 2011, 11:06:04 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Post by: tbone0106 on January 09, 2011, 06:27:56 PM
I suspect the figure for breast implants is vastly under-reported.
Title: Re: Statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Post by: wally on January 10, 2011, 06:25:07 AM
I suppose they could keep a statistic on the number of men who found the whole process...stimulating!  ;D
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