For years, a man had been having an affair with an Italian woman.  One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.  Not wanting to ruin his reputation or marriage, he offered her a large sum of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child.  Also, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would provide child support until the child turned 18.  She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.  To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back when the child was born.  He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
    One day, about 8 months later, he came home to a confused wife.  "Honey, she said, you received a very strange postcard today."  "Oh just give it to me & I'll explain it later", he said.  The wife watched her husband as he read the card, turned white & fainted.  She picked up the card & read it.  It said, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti; three with meatballs, two without... send extra sauce.

  Cute...

Quote from: Solar on September 19, 2013, 11:38:39 AM
Cute...

It should be in Financial.