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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: wally on November 25, 2010, 05:32:33 AM

Title: Solution to replace full Body Scanners & Invasive Pat Downs
Post by: wally on November 25, 2010, 05:32:33 AM
 
Here's a solution to all the controversy over "full-body scanners" at the airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling, and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.  Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight number . . ."

Works for me.   :))

Title: Re: Solution to replace full Body Scanners & Invasive Pat Downs
Post by: tbone0106 on November 27, 2010, 02:30:32 AM
...[[[boom]]]...

I like it.