Bubba went to Florida State University on a football scholarship. He was a great running back, but a poor student. Come graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits to graduate; he had, however, become a legend as a football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.
The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students packed the place. It was standing room only. The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma."
Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "how much is three times seven?"
Bubba looked up at the ceiling and the down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"
Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A hush fell over the auditorium and the students began another chant: "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
Excellent one.
It reinforces the adage; Colleges are fountains of knowledge... and its students are there to drink.
Sounds like this would be a very popular story on the U of Miami campus.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sounds like Harvard, Hell, they graduated our genius Marxist as a Constitutional scholar. :rolleyes:
I was unsure about where to put this. While there is a trace of humor in it, it's really more truth than fiction. :rolleyes:
The important thing is it's here for comments. :smile: :smile:
Quote from: CG6468 on May 01, 2014, 06:39:12 AM
I was unsure about where to put this. While there is a trace of humor in it, it's really more truth than fiction. :rolleyes:
The important thing is it's here for comments. :smile: :smile:
There has to be some truth behind it to be funny as Solar would say.
Quote from: walkstall on May 01, 2014, 07:57:53 AMThere has to be some truth behind it to be funny as Solar would say.
I'm merely a visitor here, am still learning the site, and have NO problems with anything Solar does with my posts.
Quote from: CG6468 on May 01, 2014, 08:17:09 AM
I'm merely a visitor here, am still learning the site, and have NO problems with anything Solar does with my posts.
I under stand young man, Solar did not move it I did.
YOUNG MAN???? Geez! I'm 72!
Quote from: CG6468 on May 01, 2014, 08:31:55 AM
YOUNG MAN???? Geez! I'm 72!
:lol: Is that all! Shooterman is 75 and I call him a young man. :lol:
Quote from: walkstall on May 01, 2014, 09:02:30 AM
:lol: Is that all! Shooterman is 75 and I call him a young man. :lol:
And, you're all a bunch of whippersnappers.
Quote from: PeterR on May 01, 2014, 09:59:36 AM
And, you're all a bunch of whippersnappers.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: PeterR on May 01, 2014, 09:59:36 AM
And, you're all a bunch of whippersnappers.
LOL it was 84°F out yesterday so I did a 25 ride on my quad. Run into a herd of deer around 25 I would say, the best I could count. They were up on the high ridge as it is running around 80+º now for us.
You're only as old as you feel. Today I prepped our popup, and I feel 86.
Quote from: CG6468 on May 01, 2014, 12:29:00 PM
You're only as old as you feel. Today I prepped our popup, and I feel 86.
LOL I stopped counting when I retired after 65 years of working. Now if only my wife, kids, grandkids and great grandkids would. :lol:
Quote from: walkstall on May 01, 2014, 02:08:15 PMLOL I stopped counting when I retired after 65 years of working. Now if only my wife, kids, grandkids and great grandkids would. :lol:
I got the word today that our kids, etc., want to take us out to eat for our 50th anniversary. We'd rather just stay home, but we won't disappoint them.
{Sigh......}
And I have an appointment to take our popup for de-winterizing on 5/7 at 1000.
Quote from: CG6468 on May 01, 2014, 08:36:27 PM
I got the word today that our kids, etc., want to take us out to eat for our 50th anniversary. We'd rather just stay home, but we won't disappoint them.
{Sigh......}
And I have an appointment to take our popup for de-winterizing on 5/7 at 1000.
Congratulations as you and your wife celebrate 50 Years young man. That is a milestone in this day and age.
I do my own winterizing and de-winterizing, we have a 30' 5th wheel. I can't see pay someone 100$ for something I can do for 15$ and an hour of my time.
I'm not sure how to do it, and besides, I don't want to fill it with the shitty well water we have here.
Anniversary is easy to remember for anyone: 7/11. Hell, even I haven't forgot that! :biggrin:
Quote from: CG6468 on May 01, 2014, 08:36:27 PM
I got the word today that our kids, etc., want to take us out to eat for our 50th anniversary. We'd rather just stay home, but we won't disappoint them.
{Sigh......}
And I have an appointment to take our popup for de-winterizing on 5/7 at 1000.
Damned impressive! Congrats to the missus for her tolerance and patience. :wink: :laugh:
Of course I kid.....
My dad wanted to take us kids out on or 18th, 19th 20th, Hell, I think he wanted to take us out the first time we said "I want".
Ohhh wait, you meant dinner? I don't think he had the same "Take em out" in mind. :biggrin:
Either way, an impressive feat of dedication and commitment to one another, speaks volumes on character. congratulations. :thumbsup:
Thanks, Solar. I just don't understand why she hasn't tossed me out on my ear! :lol:
Quote from: CG6468 on May 02, 2014, 06:44:51 AM
Thanks, Solar. I just don't understand why she hasn't tossed me out on my ear! :lol:
Same reason mine doesn't cross me. I'm bigger, though sleep is a time for concern. :scared:
Quote from: Solar on May 02, 2014, 06:55:49 AMSame reason mine doesn't cross me. I'm bigger, though sleep is a time for concern. :scared:
I'm definitely bigger, especially since those years so long ago, and my better 3/4s also watches me for my health issues.
Quote from: Solar on May 02, 2014, 06:55:49 AM
Same reason mine doesn't cross me. I'm bigger, though sleep is a time for concern. :scared:
My old boss in my younger years found a frying pan is a equalizer when he was drunk and asleep. He was always think he was in one hell of a fight at the bar the night before when he got up in the A.M. :lol: :lol: :lol: