Two Coonasses, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, were shrimping in the gulf right off of Holly Beach when they saw two women sunning on the beach. Boo told Tib, in French, "regarde de dans" or Look At Dat!
Tib drove that skiff right up on the beach and they got out and introduced themselves. "How y'all are "? Mai's I'm Tib, and disis my podnuh Boudreaux.
The women responded in kind. But day tawked kinda funny. Tib asked, "Mai's y'all not from around here, are y'all? "
The ladies told Tib they were not. They were from New York city and down on vacation. Tib was relieved , thought they might be from Shreveport or Monroe.
Tib asked the ladies if they would like to have a drink later on at the bar on the end of the beach. They agreed.
Later on that night, they got all slicked up and put on their best pair of Cajun Reeboks (white shrimp boots) and headed to the bar. The ladies were indeed there and waiting.
Boudreaux got up with one and was doing great! He was already on third base, kissing and all.
Tib wasn't doing so hot. After a couple of drinks, he asked his lady what was da matta. He said, it's me, isn't it. I'm ugly. She told Tib that was not the case, he looked just fine. Finally after about another hour of not getting anywhere, he asked his lady again what the problem was. She replied , Tib, I'd rather not say.
Well Tib had enough. He demanded an explanation!
She said well Tib, if you have to know, I'm on my menstrual cycle.
With a joyous glee, Tib exclaimed, "Mai's dats perfect! Me and Boudreaux, we on our 4-wheelers!"
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That was really fun :biggrin: