Random thoughts as we age ...
The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!
I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!
Old age is coming at a really bad time!
Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
I don't have white hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.
The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes" .
I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.
When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people" ?
Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... that makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is Salad !!!
And, of course... Have I sent this to you already... or did you send this to me?
Now this I have done. Teach your daughter how to shoot. They have chosen wisely so they will not need a restraining order. :biggrin:
I just want to say this. I am so damn sick and tired of being stabbed in the back...not by democraps because that is their standard operating procedure. What i am REALLY tired of is being stabbed in the back by Repunklicans. I'm fatigued with people and organizations and JUDGES calling themselves conservatives and constitutionalists only to have them side with the deep state when the chips are down.
I will add also christian (alleged) pastors to my list also.
Quote from: Calypso Jones on December 12, 2020, 03:22:45 PM
I just want to say this. I am so damn sick and tired of being stabbed in the back...not by democraps because that is their standard operating procedure. What i am REALLY tired of is being stabbed in the back by Repunklicans. I'm fatigued with people and organizations and JUDGES calling themselves conservatives and constitutionalists only to have them side with the deep state when the chips are down.
I will add also christian (alleged) pastors to my list also.
We left a couple of churches, because of back stabbing Pastors. And on one occasion, went back to a guy and confronted him about his outright lies (said we hated kids, couldn't have them at the time, God's timing, now we have EIGHT of them. God blessed him with 5 girls & no boys!) He needed to hear a sermon about "Shepherds not beating Sheep." We lost several good friends, thanks to him.
Now we just say, "I don't wanna hear it", when someone starts spilling their guts about someone we know at church. If they want to tell us, directly, they will - gossip is a fellowship killer.