Kids now days... I didn't feel old until...


Getting old means ... we can get away with things, our parents would have scolded us for.


And that tingling sensation when bodily parts start falling asleep?


Every NEW story is one you've forgot, it was told yesterday ... by YOU!


We can ALL remember where they got the name...


Vision starts failing...


Games in BED ... just ain't like newlywed stuff...


But, at least we got something to talk about with our friends.