At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one  point.  The question was, "where do women mostly have curly hair"?
Apparently, the correct answer was Africa.    One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It  appears that Negroes and Mexicans is not the correct answer either.    I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod  after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.    There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been  banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.    You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly  past schools.    A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin.  I said "How can you tell them apart?"  He said "Her brother's got a mustache."    Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook.  I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"  Next thing I know 4,000 f....g Muslims have added me as a friend!!    Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the  lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."  To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.    The FBI has discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of plastic  explosives.  Apparently prophets are going through the roof!!    The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only  reaches the driveway.
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 :))   ;D

Thats about as PC as I try to be! ;D

Quote from: WoodBurner on May 30, 2011, 05:29:44 AM
Thats about as PC as I try to be! ;D

Me too, I fight PC at every turn.