I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year old. In fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit (well, more than a bit), we had a snuggle in the booth, and she asked me if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double."
"What's that," I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
"Oh!" I said, as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No I haven't." And I began to wonder what this daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more and then she said with a wink that tonight was my 'lucky night'.
I went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, are you still awake?"
:ohmy:OUCH :ohmy: