A  TOUGH OLD REDNECK FROM SUNDANCE, WYOMING WAS COUNSELING HIS GRANDDAUGHTER, AND TELLING HER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER
ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
   
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY . . .
UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED.
 
SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN,
                                   30 GRANDCHILDREN,
                                   45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,
                                   25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,
   
                                   
AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM  USED TO BE