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Title: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: kalash on December 16, 2015, 09:52:19 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/vladimir-putin/12052939/is-vladimir-putin-immortal-conspiracy-theory.html
:lol:
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: kroz on December 16, 2015, 01:34:08 PM
I've always thought he has the "classic" slavic appearance.  His facial structure is very much like many slavs I have known.  I can usually pick them out in a crowd.  To me it is a unique look.
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: kalash on December 16, 2015, 03:07:18 PM
15th century, Belgium
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/Jan_van_Eyck_007.jpg/150px-Jan_van_Eyck_007.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: SalemCat on December 17, 2015, 08:57:34 PM
I HOPE SO !
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: daidalos on December 19, 2015, 06:52:07 PM
All human beings are immortal. What a dumb question.
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: kroz on December 19, 2015, 06:59:44 PM
Quote from: daidalos on December 19, 2015, 06:52:07 PM
All human beings are immortal. What a dumb question.

???

We are all mortal in that we all die.

Only our souls are eternal.
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: walkstall on December 19, 2015, 07:11:10 PM
Quote from: kroz on December 19, 2015, 06:59:44 PM
???

We are all mortal in that we all die.

Only our souls are eternal.


There not going to be good looking chicks? 
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: quiller on December 20, 2015, 04:00:56 AM
Quote from: SalemCat on December 17, 2015, 08:57:34 PM
I HOPE SO !

Rooting for the enemy is NOT going to win you friends here, troll.
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: quiller on December 20, 2015, 04:03:22 AM
Quote from: walkstall on December 19, 2015, 07:11:10 PM

There not going to be good looking chicks?

Depends on whose definition of Heaven you ascribe to, don'tcha think?

Or Hell, for that matter. Right now, Madelyn Murray O'Hair is sitting at the right hand of God and hating every second of it.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: kroz on December 20, 2015, 04:21:56 AM
Quote from: walkstall on December 19, 2015, 07:11:10 PM

There not going to be good looking chicks?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.   :biggrin:

In eternity we will have "glorified" bodies.  So, what does that look like?

It is likely the same kind of body Jesus had after his crucifixion.  The people recognized him and he could eat a meal with them.  But he could also walk through walls.

Scripture says that we will not experience pain in heaven.  However, I cannot say the same for hell.   :ohmy:

Yes, I believe in two separate eternities.  People who do not are probably in for a rude awakening!!
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: Solar on December 20, 2015, 05:47:18 AM
Quote from: daidalos on December 19, 2015, 06:52:07 PM
All human beings are immortal. What a dumb question.
Sure we are....
Anyway, until the day we die. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: walkstall on December 20, 2015, 06:00:32 AM
Quote from: Solar on December 20, 2015, 05:47:18 AM
Sure we are....
Anyway, until the day we die. :rolleyes:

Trust me, it's long before that.   :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: quiller on December 20, 2015, 06:11:24 AM
Quote from: walkstall on December 20, 2015, 06:00:32 AM
Trust me, it's long before that.   :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Is Vladimir Putin immortal?
Post by: kalash on December 20, 2015, 10:46:48 AM
Tank kommander, only surivor from the crew. Spring, 1945. Guy on the left looks like Putin
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(https://pp.vk.me/c7004/v7004122/8f0a/r6HAcRTXOh0.jpg)