I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the following: "List all dependents."

I replied: "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF; "WHO DID I MISS?"

Funny but also sad how true it is.

Had this mot been in jokes?

Quote from: Solars Toy on September 15, 2012, 06:51:00 AM
I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the following: "List all dependents."

I replied: "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF; "WHO DID I MISS?"

Funny but also sad how true it is.

Well, there are some millions of Egyptians, Saudis, Afghans, Pakistanis, Israelis, etc., for starters.