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Title: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: Solar on October 19, 2015, 02:09:16 PM
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Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: walkstall on October 19, 2015, 02:48:29 PM
I like a bear roast when they have been eating berries for a month or two. 
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: Solar on October 19, 2015, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: walkstall on October 19, 2015, 02:48:29 PM
I like a bear roast when they have been eating berries for a month or two.
Yeah, libs are greasy and put off to much smoke.
Hell, they even burst into flames when they drip from the rotisserie.
I guess it's all the Taco bell food they heist at work.
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: walkstall on October 19, 2015, 03:20:39 PM
Quote from: Solar on October 19, 2015, 03:11:01 PM
Yeah, libs are greasy and put off to much smoke.
Hell, they even burst into flames when they drip from the rotisserie.
I guess it's all the Taco bell food they heist at work.

I did not know that bears use a rotisserie.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: Solar on October 19, 2015, 04:35:03 PM
Quote from: walkstall on October 19, 2015, 03:20:39 PM
I did not know that bears use a rotisserie.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: Dori on October 19, 2015, 05:06:51 PM
Reminds me of that woman that climbed into the Polar bear exhibit at the zoo.
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: Solar on October 19, 2015, 07:24:43 PM
Quote from: Dori on October 19, 2015, 05:06:51 PM
Reminds me of that woman that climbed into the Polar bear exhibit at the zoo.
:lol:
Being a Carnivore at the top of the food chain is a lonely existence, they just needed a hug from a whacked out lib to make them "FEEL" better.
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: tac on October 20, 2015, 06:01:11 AM
How do the bears get that foul liberal taste out of their mouth after eating a liberal?  :cool:
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: walkstall on October 20, 2015, 06:14:04 AM
Quote from: tac on October 20, 2015, 06:01:11 AM
How do the bears get that foul liberal taste out of their mouth after eating a liberal?  :cool:

When I lived in Montana they ate blackberries.
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: Solar on October 20, 2015, 06:39:30 AM
Quote from: tac on October 20, 2015, 06:01:11 AM
How do the bears get that foul liberal taste out of their mouth after eating a liberal?  :cool:
Eating :laugh: rotting garbage?
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: tac on October 20, 2015, 06:55:46 AM
Quote from: Solar on October 20, 2015, 06:39:30 AM
Eating :laugh: rotting garbage?
Probably will taste better than a lib.
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: Solar on October 20, 2015, 08:27:17 AM
Quote from: tac on October 20, 2015, 06:55:46 AM
Probably will taste better than a lib.
I have no idea how that smiley got in the middle if mt sentence. :blink:
But no doubt, rot is better, and probably cures the diarrhea.
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: Dori on October 20, 2015, 09:13:44 AM
Quote from: walkstall on October 20, 2015, 06:14:04 AM
When I lived in Montana they ate blackberries.

The ones up in Sequoia eat M&M's, steaks and drink beer. 
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: Solar on October 20, 2015, 09:40:23 AM
Quote from: Dori on October 20, 2015, 09:13:44 AM
The ones up in Sequoia eat M&M's, steaks and drink beer.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
While sitting in hot tubs or lazing in a neighborhood pool.
Title: Re: I love it when libs try and save nature
Post by: Hoofer on October 28, 2015, 01:39:27 PM
Just in from Greenland (some folks we know).

Polar bears have always been a frequent visitor of the village, Ittoqqortoormiit.
The custom has always been to shoot any bears that come to close to town.
But now, the WWF patrols the area protecting the nature.
Their patrolman only scares the bears away and the bears return!
As one townsman put it, "We did not raise our children to be bear bait!"


I've heard Polar Bears are fearless, learn fast, and will eat -anything-.