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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: PeterR on March 01, 2015, 01:13:25 PM

Title: Her high school reunion
Post by: PeterR on March 01, 2015, 01:13:25 PM

A husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.

After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and looking overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.

There's one guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people - the works.

Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.  Instead I married you."

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

       
Title: Re: Her high school reunion
Post by: walkstall on March 01, 2015, 02:57:45 PM
Quote from: PeterR on March 01, 2015, 01:13:25 PM
A husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.

After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and looking overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.

There's one guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people - the works.

Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.  Instead I married you."

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

       


The thing nice about this one, it can go both was.   :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Her high school reunion
Post by: TboneAgain on March 01, 2015, 03:32:27 PM
Quote from: PeterR on March 01, 2015, 01:13:25 PM
A husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.

After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and looking overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.

There's one guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people - the works.

Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.  Instead I married you."

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

This is one of those stories that might end with, "And that's when the fight started," or, "When he regained consciousness several hours later...."