I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed a rag-headed Muslim with a knife, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.
Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished, I got back into bed.
My wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"
"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said. "That son of a bitch next door still has my shovel."
Quote from: walkstall on January 05, 2016, 08:28:07 PM
I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed a rag-headed Muslim with a knife, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.
Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished, I got back into bed.
My wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"
"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said. "That son of a bitch next door still has my shovel."
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I'll confess, Walks... I'm gettin' some really good mileage out of that one!
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