A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

 
An oldie but goodie.

 

Must be showing my youth, Never seen / heard this one before.

But I do like it! 

Damn, the title through me.

I may have had sex on the fly a time or two, but I ain't never had sex with a fly.

Quote from: Shooterman on May 28, 2012, 08:22:48 PM
Damn, the title through me.

I may have had sex on the fly a time or two, but I ain't never had sex with a fly.

That's because you've always drank beer, you need to just hang around the phone more often.

Quote from: Shooterman on May 28, 2012, 08:22:48 PM
Damn, the title through me.

I may have had sex on the fly a time or two, but I ain't never had sex with a fly.

And here I thought I had a bad memory! 

Quote from: quiller on May 29, 2012, 07:28:27 AM
And here I thought I had a bad memory! 

LOL Remember MamaShooter has a puter also. 

Quote from: walkstall on May 29, 2012, 07:40:00 AM
LOL Remember MamaShooter has a puter also. 

Yeah, Walks, but Mama Shooter is not a political animal. She wouldn't be caught dead on a fora such as this.

I just knew there'd be an airplane in this joke... maybe a mention of the Mile High Club.