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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: walkstall on January 01, 2011, 09:26:31 PM

Title: Dear Abby:
Post by: walkstall on January 01, 2011, 09:26:31 PM
Dear Abby:

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, If I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.

He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also, he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.

Finally, the last straw.

He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed, Lost in DC





Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle.

You can divorce the a**hole any time you want.

The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!
Title: Re: Dear Abby:
Post by: tbone0106 on January 01, 2011, 09:57:56 PM

SWEET. Except the part about us all being stuck with the asshole for the next two years....
Title: Re: Dear Abby:
Post by: walkstall on January 01, 2011, 10:30:01 PM
Quote from: tbone0106 on January 01, 2011, 09:57:56 PM
SWEET. Except the part about us all being stuck with the asshole for the next two years....


I will have a talk with Dear Abby.   ;D