After a long night of making love,
the guy notices a
photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand
by the bed.
He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?'
he nervously asks.
'No, silly,'
she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?'
he continues.
'No, not at all,'
she says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?'
he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when
you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in
the hell is he, then?'
he demands.
She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the
surgery.'...
:o