Here is my latest batch of jokes. I came up with them in about ten minutes, so don't expect the highest quality material.
The next time Harry Reid makes an ignorant comment, what should you say? Harry Reid a book someday will you.
What is one of the biggest criticisms of Obama? He won't ever Holder anyone accountable. Instead, he tells lies in Lew of telling the truth and tries to Kerry favor with the media to try to Biden his time, hoping that people won't Reid conservative news websites. Also, Obama's supporters are always Yellen at his critics.
Why did Obama cut NASA's funding? Because they didn't have enough abortions (of rocket launches).
When Obama talked to the previous president of Egypt, how did they communicate? In Morsi code.
Why am I Russian? Because I'm not Finnish-ed.
Is it moral to eat beef? It's not a black and white issue, although the animal rights moo-vement generally opposes it.
What do trees and dogs have in common? They both have bark.
I tried to reserve a quiet room at the library but they were all booked.
Don't give up your night job.
Quote from: walkstall on May 07, 2014, 09:50:05 PM
Don't give up your night job.
I don't have a night job.
Quote from: anti-American on May 07, 2014, 09:56:58 PM
I don't have a night job.
Go find one. Maybe something useful, like a reader to the blind who's taking Constitution classes.