Apple Computer announced today that it has developed
a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity
music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00
depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough
because women have always complained about men
staring at their tits and not listening to them.




(I hope this is a really big seller – it'll finally give me the excuse I've always needed.)                     

I like it!