A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda,
which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken
advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

 

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to Sandra Fluke on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, Fluke asked for a whiskey and soda,
which was brought and placed before her.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken
advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

Fluke then handed her drink back to the attendant and said, "I can accommodate him. I didn't know we had a choice. Excuse me, do you have a free condom handy?"

Quote from: Ford289HiPo on May 02, 2012, 10:01:46 AM
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda,
which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken
advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."