TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMACARE

10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
Received from a friend in an Email. Had to share.


9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter
the trailer park."

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "An apple a
day.."

5. Your primary care physician is wearing the coveralls you gave to
Goodwill last month.

4. Where it says, "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges," it's not a typographical error.

3. The only expense that is 100% covered is "embalming."

2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMACARE:

1. You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
tape.

 



-Dr Watt

 

 


4. Where it says, "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges," it's not a typographical error.


Number 4 sounds very familiar even in this day and age.    

 

A popsicle stick and duct tape...classic.


Billy

 

Laughter: it really does make things better.

Quote from: Shooterman on August 12, 2012, 04:14:51 PM

1. You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
tape.

I know where you insert the popsicle stick, but what's the duct tape for? 

There's a nursing home here where every male patient is given a double dose of Viagra just before bedtime.

No, not for that; it keeps them from rolling out of bed during the night.