From foxnews.com:

Conservative Christians and Muslims differ theologically, but with regards to sexual morality they share a  common concern: Pornography.

In a jointly-authored letter, Christian and Muslim scholars are calling on the CEOs of Hilton, Hyatt, Marriott, Choice and Starwood hotels, urging a ban on adult entertainment in rooms... as "...a commitment to human dignity and the common good."

Dr. Robert George, the McCormick Professor of Jurisprudence and Director of the James Madison Program in American Ideals and Institutions at Princeton University, co-authored the letter with Shaykh Hamza Yusuf from Zaytunga College.

George says, "Instead of trying to move people by protest and demonstrations and threats of boycotts,  we make a simple appeal to the consciences of the corporate executive whose businesses have gotten into pornography."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/01/religious-conservatives-fight-against-hotel-porn/#ixzz22KTi8Mvu


CHRISTIAN: Okay, here's the plan, Akbar. Me and my Christian brothers will arrange a meeting with the top executives of the nation's leading hotel chains. I will let them know how much we are against spreading pornography to the masses, and that we stand united against this distasteful display of smut. And then we will pray that they make the right decision to cease showing pornography at their establishments.

MUSLIM: Okay. And if that doesn't work, me and my muslim brothers will bomb the @&$#&* out of them. Praise Allah!

With a team like that, you can't go wrong. 

RAMADA INN EXECUTIVE: Again, Jasmine, I appreciate your concern and viewpoint. I really do. And I thank you for taking the time to meet with me. However, at this time, I do not foresee our company discontinuing the practice of offering adult entertainment for our adult customers. Surveys have shown that it is a popular feature that many of our customers enjoy.

JASMINE: Well, I am disappointed in your decision, sir. But I can't say that I am surprised. We will not give up on our fight against porn. We won't. We think it's destructive to society. But I do thank you for agreeing to meet with me and let me share my concerns. I...umm...

RAMADA INN EXECUTIVE: Yes? What is it?

JASMINE: It's just that...well... Okay, I have to warn you. It's not just me trying to get you to stop showing porn at your hotels. I've teamed with a muslim guy. And the plan was...well...the plan was that I'd try to talk to you, and if that didn't work, he'd bomb your office building. So I'm just saying that you need to be careful. I felt kind funny going along with the plan, but...

RAMADA INN EXECUTIVE: Ha ha! Relax, Jasmine. As a top executive of a top corporate company, I am privy to a lot of information. I actually knew about this plan of yours. So don't worry. I actually had our entire building searched for explosives, and everything's clean. No worries! Ha ha!

JASMINE: Really? Well, that's good. Hmm.

*Riiiiinnggg* (Jasmine's cell phone rings)

JASMINE: Hello?

(Cell Phone): Hello? It's me, Akbar. Are you meeting with that hotel guy right now?

JASMINE: Yes, I am.

AKBAR: What floor of the building are you on?

JASMINE: I'm in the penthouse office suite...

AKBAR: Look out the window...

JASMINE: (Looks out window) HOLY $*#)@*!!!!

RAMADA INN PRESIDENT: What is it? What's wrong?

JASMINE: RUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

I bet the Muzz wanna track down the guy who sold Porn to Usama Ben Laudin and Behead him.


Billy

Wait - aren't all those Muslims looking forward to a seventy-threesome? 

Quote from: mdgiles on August 01, 2012, 03:51:58 PM
Wait - aren't all those Muslims looking forward to a seventy-threesome? 

Billy

Quote from: mdgiles on August 01, 2012, 03:51:58 PM
Wait - aren't all those Muslims looking forward to a seventy-threesome? 

Great line!

Quote from: mdgiles on August 01, 2012, 03:51:58 PM
Wait - aren't all those Muslims looking forward to a seventy-threesome? 

I'm stealing that one......

Ya know, we in the West have the better system.  As the old joke goes, "Why do husbands die before their wives?   Because they WANT to!"

Most Muslim martyrs die before carnal knowledge (or very little) on the hope of spending ETERNITY with 73 wives.  They should get sick and tired of living with one before they chance risking their eternal bliss on a 73:1 ratio.

Quote from: Jasmine on August 01, 2012, 02:30:56 PM
RAMADA INN EXECUTIVE: Again, Jasmine, I appreciate your concern and viewpoint. I really do. And I thank you for taking the time to meet with me. However, at this time, I do not foresee our company discontinuing the practice of offering adult entertainment for our adult customers. Surveys have shown that it is a popular feature that many of our customers enjoy.

JASMINE: Well, I am disappointed in your decision, sir. But I can't say that I am surprised. We will not give up on our fight against porn. We won't. We think it's destructive to society. But I do thank you for agreeing to meet with me and let me share my concerns. I...umm...

RAMADA INN EXECUTIVE: Yes? What is it?

JASMINE: It's just that...well... Okay, I have to warn you. It's not just me trying to get you to stop showing porn at your hotels. I've teamed with a muslim guy. And the plan was...well...the plan was that I'd try to talk to you, and if that didn't work, he'd bomb your office building. So I'm just saying that you need to be careful. I felt kind funny going along with the plan, but...

RAMADA INN EXECUTIVE: Ha ha! Relax, Jasmine. As a top executive of a top corporate company, I am privy to a lot of information. I actually knew about this plan of yours. So don't worry. I actually had our entire building searched for explosives, and everything's clean. No worries! Ha ha!

JASMINE: Really? Well, that's good. Hmm.

*Riiiiinnggg* (Jasmine's cell phone rings)

JASMINE: Hello?

(Cell Phone): Hello? It's me, Akbar. Are you meeting with that hotel guy right now?

JASMINE: Yes, I am.

AKBAR: What floor of the building are you on?

JASMINE: I'm in the penthouse office suite...

AKBAR: Look out the window...

JASMINE: (Looks out window) HOLY $*#)@*!!!!

RAMADA INN PRESIDENT: What is it? What's wrong?

JASMINE: RUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

I have been laughing my ass off since I read this earlier....

People should be allowed to view what they want on the internet. Yes, judgmental religious people will always try to get these kind of things banned, but that is what religion does to people, make them judgmental of others.

Quote from: Libertarian on August 02, 2012, 07:27:58 AM
People should be allowed to view what they want on the internet. Yes, judgmental religious people will always try to get these kind of things banned, but that is what religion does to people, make them judgmental of others.

This is private citizens asking private business, not the govt.
There is huge difference.

Quote from: Libertarian on August 02, 2012, 07:27:58 AM
People should be allowed to view what they want on the internet. Yes, judgmental religious people will always try to get these kind of things banned, but that is what religion does to people, make them judgmental of others.

And there is something wrong with being judgmental, because? Are you assuming that you shouldn't make any judgments about others? Never decide that some are good and some are bad. Be unable to decide whether some behaviors are right and some are wrong?

Quote from: Libertarian on August 02, 2012, 07:27:58 AM
People should be allowed to view what they want on the internet. Yes, judgmental religious people will always try to get these kind of things banned, but that is what religion does to people, make them judgmental of others.

Not being Judgmental, but please don't have kids!!