During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an
employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and
said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."

This was a blonde right?

Quote from: warhorse on July 24, 2012, 07:31:59 PM
This was a blonde right?

Well, it was a congenital idiot, no matter the hair color. 

And, yes, I've seen this one before framed as a blonde joke.

Quote from: tbone0106 on July 24, 2012, 07:36:48 PM
Well, it was a congenital idiot, no matter the hair color. 

And, yes, I've seen this one before framed as a blonde joke.

LOL Trust me not all blonde are that dumb.   My two blonde daughters make well over 150000 a year each. 

Quote from: walkstall on July 24, 2012, 07:54:07 PM

LOL Trust me not all blonde are that dumb.   My two blonde daughters make well over 150000 a year each.

I have a pretty strong suspicion that many, if not all, blonde jokes are pointed at that slice of the female population that treasures the questionable benefits of having blonde hair above other potential attributes.  That is to say, they ain't natural blondes. (Remember... "Is it true blondes have more fun?")

I was married to a blonde once, and she was dumber than a sack of hammers, but I was also tied up with a redhead for a number of years, and she wasn't much smarter. As of my last check, I'm married to redhead (when her rinse is up to date) who literally has to stop her car at the end of our driveway while she tries to figure out which way she should turn.

I am not making this stuff up.

I don't think it has to do with hair color.

I think back on all the women who did stupid shit in my life, and I come up with two common denominators. (1) They were all women. (2) I was right there when it all went down.

So obviously, it's because of them, right? It's the women, right?

Quote from: walkstall on July 24, 2012, 07:54:07 PM
   My two blonde daughters make well over 150000 a year each.

Not goin' there.....Nope! Bitin' my tongue  

Quote from: tbone0106 on July 24, 2012, 08:11:59 PM
I have a pretty strong suspicion that many, if not all, blonde jokes are pointed at that slice of the female population that treasures the questionable benefits of having blonde hair above other potential attributes.  That is to say, they ain't natural blondes. (Remember... "Is it true blondes have more fun?")

I was married to a blonde once, and she was dumber than a sack of hammers, but I was also tied up with a redhead for a number of years, and she wasn't much smarter. As of my last check, I'm married to redhead (when her rinse is up to date) who literally has to stop her car at the end of our driveway while she tries to figure out which way she should turn.

I am not making this stuff up.

I don't think it has to do with hair color.

I think back on all the women who did stupid shit in my life, and I come up with two common denominators. (1) They were all women. (2) I was right there when it all went down.

So obviously, it's because of them, right? It's the women, right?

Wait, you're claiming that women are dumb, yet it is you choosing them?

I know what you're saying about the hair dye, many of these women try and make up in appearance, what they lack in intellect.
More than hair, I see this same effect take place in women getting boltons, if they can't dazzle us with brilliance, distract us with huge boobs.
Boltons say more about a woman than anything else, it usually screams self esteem in the toilet, and no boob job in the world is going to repair years of stupid!

Quote from: Solar on July 25, 2012, 06:18:29 AM
Wait, you're claiming that women are dumb, yet it is you choosing them?

I know what you're saying about the hair dye, many of these women try and make up in appearance, what they lack in intellect.
More than hair, I see this same effect take place in women getting boltons, if they can't dazzle us with brilliance, distract us with huge boobs.
Boltons say more about a woman than anything else, it usually screams self esteem in the toilet, and no boob job in the world is going to repair years of stupid!

Well, since I don't have the acreage to raise sheep, my choices are somewhat limited.

As for the bolt-ons, yep, been there, done that, and burned that T-shirt. That one redhead bought herself a set that would choke two horses, but it didn't make her a damn bit nicer. Nice to look at, and all, but the package was a cast-iron bitch.

Quote from: tbone0106 on July 25, 2012, 02:37:22 PM
Well, since I don't have the acreage to raise sheep, my choices are somewhat limited.

As for the bolt-ons, yep, been there, done that, and burned that T-shirt. That one redhead bought herself a set that would choke two horses, but it didn't make her a damn bit nicer. Nice to look at, and all, but the package was a cast-iron bitch.

Yep, same here, it's akin to people that binge drink, if they are good people at heart, they are fun drunks, but usually it just brings out the ass hole in them.
Bolt ons are no different, she is still someones ex girlfriend for a reason, now she's an ex girlfriend with a chip on her shoulder and thinks she is a catch that should be treated like a Princess.

Quote from: warhorse on July 24, 2012, 07:31:59 PM
This was a blonde right?

Of the California sub-Phylum.