George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars,
so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The Devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
gone to Hell, so now it's a local call."

 
Truth in humor, that's the secret that makes it work...

 Ain't that the truth!