A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the surprised wife look up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.

She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.

The husband in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewlery store we went into
5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we
could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

His wife said crying, "Yes I remember that jewlery store."

He said, "Well I'm in the bar next to it."

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This is the stuff TV Specials are made of!

THAT is funny.  :P :P :P

 :o   Now that's living dangerously!!   :))   :))   :))

Haha! it's not hard to imagine the wife's reaction.