Had a wonderful day baking with my girls (and Scott).  Cookies, fudge, peanut clusters...most of it left behind as I headed the 2 1/2 hour drive home.  On the way home stopped at McDonalds and called Solar.  The conversation went like this..

Me: I'm at McDonalds what do you want. (Solar gives me his order.)
Solar: So where are you?  Me: McDonalds.
Solar: But where are you?  Me: At the counter.
Solar:  Ok let me make this easier(as he is laughing) What city?  Me: Oh..Placervillle
Men and their trick questions....  ::)

Good thing I have good bladder control, a lesser man would have pissed his pants laughing as hard as did I. :))

Quote from: Solar on December 18, 2011, 06:06:51 PM
Good thing I have good bladder control, a lesser man would have pissed his pants laughing as hard as did I. :))

So I see I am not the only one that does not understand woman talke.  LOL

Quote from: walkstall on December 18, 2011, 06:14:50 PM

So I see I am not the only one that does not understand woman talke.  LOL

Better known as "female logic"... ::) :))

I have this problem with my wife all the time. And she always asks why to every question I ask.

Me: Where is the vacuum?

Wife: Why?

Me: I want to bake a cake.

Quote from: The Boo Man... on December 21, 2011, 09:45:56 AM
I have this problem with my wife all the time. And she always asks why to every question I ask.

Me: Where is the vacuum?

Wife: Why?

Me: I want to bake a cake.

LOL!!!
As if you are going to hock it or give it to a homeless guy to clean the sidewalk where he sleeps...

Just last night, I asked ST what the temperature was, considering we only have on thermometer in the house, she says, "in the stove"?
I love that woman. 8-)

Quote from: Solar on December 21, 2011, 10:47:23 AM
LOL!!!
As if you are going to hock it or give it to a homeless guy to clean the sidewalk where he sleeps...

Just last night, I asked ST what the temperature was, considering we only have on thermometer in the house, she says, "in the stove"?
I love that woman. 8-)

So she dragged the stove outside to find out what the temperature was...

Quote from: The Boo Man... on December 21, 2011, 12:50:43 PM
So she dragged the stove outside to find out what the temperature was...

:))
Were back from the burn unit and she won't be telling the outside temp via the wood-stove again...

I knew there was a problem when she screamed "Hot hot hot"
Because it was below freezing outside.

Quote from: Solar on December 21, 2011, 06:03:42 PM
:))
Were back from the burn unit and she won't be telling the outside temp via the wood-stove again...

I knew there was a problem when she screamed "Hot hot hot"
Because it was below freezing outside.

On the upside the snow on the walkway melted...

Quote from: The Boo Man... on December 22, 2011, 07:52:59 PM
On the upside the snow on the walkway melted...

Now that she knows where and what the thermometer is, I told her it was going to be a cold night since it was already 23 at 8:00pm.
Our shower is dripping and needs fixed which causes the pump to cycle and draws the batteries down considerably.
And since the nights have been freezing, our line from the spring has been staying frozen most of the day, so I plugged in the pump so we could pump all day and night, instead of relying on the Sun and solar.

Well last night I said the shower is dripping again, she said she would go out and unplug the big house pump, I specifically said leave the solar pump plugged in that fills the holding tank, she said "I Know"!!!

This morning I get up, the shower is still dripping. I said, honey, you didn't unplug the pump.
"Yes I Did!!!"
Ummmm, its still dripping, "that's impossible, I unplugged it."
Turn the faucet on....water is running isn't it?

OK, I'll prove I unplugged it, I'll go look.

ST, a few moments later: Someone plugged it in during the night, they were both plugged in. ???

Did I mention there is no one around here in the forest, let alone anyone that sneaks around and plugs things in at night as a prank? :))
She is just soo adorable in the mornings.
Shes not a morning person.

Quote from: Solar on December 23, 2011, 06:14:10 AM
Now that she knows where and what the thermometer is, I told her it was going to be a cold night since it was already 23 at 8:00pm.
Our shower is dripping and needs fixed which causes the pump to cycle and draws the batteries down considerably.
And since the nights have been freezing, our line from the spring has been staying frozen most of the day, so I plugged in the pump so we could pump all day and night, instead of relying on the Sun and solar.

Well last night I said the shower is dripping again, she said she would go out and unplug the big house pump, I specifically said leave the solar pump plugged in that fills the holding tank, she said "I Know"!!!

This morning I get up, the shower is still dripping. I said, honey, you didn't unplug the pump.
"Yes I Did!!!"
Ummmm, its still dripping, "that's impossible, I unplugged it."
Turn the faucet on....water is running isn't it?

OK, I'll prove I unplugged it, I'll go look.

ST, a few moments later: Someone plugged it in during the night, they were both plugged in. ???

Did I mention there is no one around here in the forest, let alone anyone that sneaks around and plugs things in at night as a prank? :))
She is just soo adorable in the mornings.
Shes not a morning person.

Trust me it is not just a blonde thing. LOL  For the last 2 year someone has been coming in at night and turning on some lights now and then after I go to bed at night.  I keep telling the wife I think it's the cat.

Quote from: walkstall on December 23, 2011, 06:42:18 AM

Trust me it is not just a blonde thing. LOL  For the last 2 year someone has been coming in at night and turning on some lights now and then after I go to bed at night.  I keep telling the wife I think it's the cat.

Blaming the cats are ya now? ;D

I'd blame the cat, but it was 19 deg. last night and that cat doesn't go outside unless the Sun is out and warm. :))

Though, the wolf has been known to actually unplug the pump chasing animals away, but I know for a fact he could never plug it in, the mut is dumber that a box of air and twice as useless.
But sweet. :))

Quote from: Solar on December 23, 2011, 06:55:39 AM
Blaming the cats are ya now? ;D

I'd blame the cat, but it was 19 deg. last night and that cat doesn't go outside unless the Sun is out and warm. :))

Though, the wolf has been known to actually unplug the pump chasing animals away, but I know for a fact he could never plug it in, the mut is dumber that a box of air and twice as useless.
But sweet. :))

What can I say, the last kid was out the door 16 years ago.   Now the inside of our house has  door levers not door knobs going into each room.  The cat can jump up and open the bed room door with no problem.  LOL    But she she is not into turning on the lights yet.

Quote from: Solar on December 18, 2011, 06:39:07 PM
Better known as "female logic"... ::) :))

"Female logic." <---- oxymoron

Quote from: tbone0106 on December 23, 2011, 04:02:30 PM
"Female logic." <---- oxymoron

8-)
At least someone got it. :))