Every year we have an office Christmas party that is put together by a small group of us called the "Sunshine" committee.   And it seems each year I manage to volunteer for some sort of decorating project.  Our theme this year, compliments of yours truly, is Visions of Sugar Plums.  So in this theme I volunteer to make miniture Gingerbread Houses from graham crackers.  Mainly because Martha Stewart makes it look so easy.  Anyway......

I have started construction and Solar is already commenting of the shoddy construction which I have ensured him can be fixed cosmetically.  Of course he is threatening to get building inspectors involved and to help the elves form some sort of lawsuit I am sure.  Then on top of it my second box of Honeymade graham crackers is not of a quality I can trust.  So now I will have to repair cracks etc or go out and find a new supplier.  Don't tell Solar....

On behalf of Mr. Keebler, the Elves "smaller people" will be hiring Gloria Allwet in an effort to change the law in support of said "height challenged individuals" that they be given special dispensation in the form of free housing.

If the demands are no met, the lawsuit will move forward, costing bazillions in attorney fees.

Signed: Little Bo Peep...

Quote from: Solar on November 19, 2011, 10:51:20 AM
On behalf of Mr. Keebler, the Elves "smaller people" will be hiring Gloria Allwet in an effort to change the law in support of said "height challenged individuals" that they be given special dispensation in the form of free housing.

If the demands are no met, the lawsuit will move forward, costing bazillions in attorney fees.

Signed: Little Bo Peep...

Then I will have to apply for government subsidies....and eventually file bankruptcy...  Toy

Quote from: Solars Toy on November 19, 2011, 11:30:59 AM
Then I will have to apply for government subsidies....and eventually file bankruptcy...  Toy

Apply to the DOE for a solar grant, that will be more than enough money to build thousands of homes and several bazillion in your pocket as take home. :))

Quote from: Solars Toy on November 19, 2011, 11:30:59 AM
Then I will have to apply for government subsidies....and eventually file bankruptcy...  Toy

Hmmmmm..
You could make a Graham cracker crust filled with cheese cake, and  sale each slice to solar.  No subsidies no bankruptcy.   :))

Quote from: walkstall on November 19, 2011, 12:15:52 PM

Hmmmmm..
You could make a Graham cracker crust filled with cheese cake, and  sale each slice to solar.  No subsidies no bankruptcy.   :))

:) :) :) :)