I can identify...

Just experienced that earlier today, in Raleigh...

Quote from: Hoofer on April 10, 2021, 03:47:36 PM
I can identify...

MY young daughter loves it.  So does not have to go into the office and can work from home.  Anyplace that has cell phone or Internet access.

Quote from: Hoofer on April 10, 2021, 03:40:19 PM
I got 2 guys who did it TWICE, and could name them, but....
First time they did it, it was a DARE. 
(followed by jumping up and down, all pissed off, we were laughing so hard)

Second time (both of them), we were *mocking* them - to which they insisted, "I wasn't THAT bad, I was just doing that (or something stupid... a real MAN could handle having his "tool" electrified.)

One of the guys was really hurting... but the other guy, a city slicker, didn't realize the intensity of the SHOCK would be... ahem... really *bad* if the ground was wet & his shoes were soaked from walking across the open field.  "I wasn't that bad, no big deal..." - OK, do it again!!

He let 'er rip, "SNAP!", like lightning hit him... and was immediately doubled up in a fetal position, both hands on his tool, screaming like a baby & writhing like a snake...

To this day, I don't know if either one of them is sterile - but probably ought to be, for being such dummies.

And then, there's the slow learners.

I'll finish that sentence. "Next to Joe, Hunter is a saint."

Quote from: Solar on April 11, 2021, 05:54:46 AM

And then, there's the slow learners.

Second time started with, "man, that was really funny... remember when you pissed on this electric fence. hahahah"
He replied something like, "I *wasn't* that bad, I was faking/acting.."
"Sure - let's see you do it again!" - the grass was wet with morning dew.

12 Joule "-SNAP-", and he was instantly on the ground, screaming! 

The *first* times started as, "I hear... *if* you pee on an electric fence, it'll run right up your piss stream and nail you through the pecker."
Answered by, "water doesn't conduct electricity, that's a lie."
"OK, I dare ya, prove it!"
"no, you do it, it's your theory!"
"OK, I double dog dare ya, you said it doesn't work, I dare ya to piss on it.  Are you *chicken* bawk-bawk-bawk"
Zzzziiiiippppp!  -SNAP-  "aieeeeeee!!!!  mommie!" 
raised his pitch a few octaves...