I tried to send this out to others, but kept getting an error message, so instead I will post it to the open forum, so that all can understand what is expected of them.

OK, lets try this on for size.
Insult all you like, but keep it out of the gutter, no butt fuck or cock in the mouth responses.
No matter how low anyone goes, there is no need for that kind of speech, after all, we do have some people on the forum that see that as completely offensive.

I really don't even care if someone invokes family, as long as that person isn't a member of the forum, it really is irrelevant.
So hammer all you like, just keep it clean. Remember, this is supposed to be fun, and I don't want people to actually become enemies, I don't see you that way, and I suspect others don't either, they just see you as an adversary in debate and a way to vent pent up frustration.

So just have fun, I know I do.

And here is his response.

 

QuoteOK, lets try this on for size.
    Insult all you like, but keep it out of the gutter, no butt fuck or cock in the mouth responses.
    No matter how low anyone goes, there is no need for that kind of speech, after all, we do have some people on the forum that see that as completely offensive.

Oh waaaah. Sorry. No can do. As long as you don't grow that backbone and start hammering on the people who start the shit (oh, don't tell me you're afraid they'll stop liking you if you make them behave?!?), nothing is off my table. If you don't want to compromise, then ban me. But if you don't want to run a place that's a 100% carbon-copy of LNF, then show some of the integrity the admin there could never muster, and come down hard on the jackals.



   

QuoteI really don't even care if someone invokes family, as long as that person isn't a member, it really is irrelevant.

Really. Is Bert's wife a member? No? Then why was my post about Dan performing analingus on her deleted? And why does Bert's post mentioning Lin as someone who might suck my cock more often, remain? Where's the equity, huh? You're not managing to be very consistent so far. "No cocks," etc, you say - but there's Bert's post mentioning Lin doing some dick-sucking, still out there for everyone to look at. Hey, thanks for nothing.



   

QuoteSo hammer all you like, just keep it clean.

Fuck that. Quiller's shit calling me a pedophile is still out there too.

Hey, here's an idea: GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS AND BE CONSISTENT, "Mr Admin."

Well you tried Solar.

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 17, 2010, 07:55:40 PM
Well you tried Solar.

Yep, and I asked nicely.

Quote from: Solar on October 17, 2010, 07:54:26 PM
And here is his response.

 
Oh waaaah. Sorry. No can do. As long as you don't grow that backbone and start hammering on the people who start the shit (oh, don't tell me you're afraid they'll stop liking you if you make them behave?!?), nothing is off my table. If you don't want to compromise, then ban me. But if you don't want to run a place that's a 100% carbon-copy of LNF, then show some of the integrity the admin there could never muster, and come down hard on the jackals.



   
Really. Is Bert's wife a member? No? Then why was my post about Dan performing analingus on her deleted? And why does Bert's post mentioning Lin as someone who might suck my cock more often, remain? Where's the equity, huh? You're not managing to be very consistent so far. "No cocks," etc, you say - but there's Bert's post mentioning Lin doing some dick-sucking, still out there for everyone to look at. Hey, thanks for nothing.



    Fuck that. Quiller's shit calling me a pedophile is still out there too.

Hey, here's an idea: GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS AND BE CONSISTENT, "Mr Admin."

At this point Ricky can kiss my ass.   Sorry Bert...

He is history.

Like always Rick likes to have his cake and eat it too, at other expense.   >:(

Well considering this was his very first post...

QuoteHi kids, how're ya'll doing?

Gotta say, I'm flattered by all this attention. It's gratifying to see that several of you measure yourselves by the Great Yardstick which is me. Solar measures himself against the fiction of how many arguments he's won against me. And Bob - oh Bob! - apparently measures his internet persona by my very existence! That's deeply touching, Bob. That long screed you wrote on the first page of this thread...? That's quite literally the longest piece of writing I've personally seen roll from your keyboard in ...well, it's gotta be at least 5 or 6 years, going back to when you were winging all those petty, tantrum-filled posts from your blog off into the vasty cyber-unknown. (Yeah, I watched your little act - you and your "weasel sitting at a typewriter" logo - and allowed you to believe you'd evaded me. By the way, wasn't it Rob Larrikan who designed that logo for you, back in the days when you and he were clandestine lovers under the virtual stars, with virtual waves sussurating at your virtual toes on that virtual beach?)

But, sorry Bob, enough of that stuff before I make everyone ill - although you're being piqued by nostalgic and bittersweet heart-warming memories over it.

Anyway, since I haven't had a chance to look around much yet, I think I'll do that ...and then decide whether this place is worth the time and hassle you halfwits will force me to endure.

By the way, you might want to get that bug fixed - the one that won't let a poster see what he typed below a certain point unless he keeps using the scroll-bar over and over.

What did you expect?

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 17, 2010, 08:19:10 PM
Well considering this was his very first post...

What did you expect?

;D ;D ;D ;D
Honestly? More of the same.
And he didn't disappoint one iota.

If he shows back up, don't waste anytime, boot him.
I blocked about 7 of his IP addresses, along with his server.
I just hope there weren't any members on the same service, but I highly doubt it, because he is the only member from Colorado and it was a local to him.

Shooter and Walks and A-mom and a bunch of other LNF hard-cores can attest to my many battles with this addled freak.

This time I specifically ruled out ANY mention of family (a condition he had even sent me a PM at LNF for, commending me for doing). I defused the single item he had, aside from my first name.

Why should I mention the truth and irritate Ricky beyond his ability to handle it?

See, I'm the hard-core conservative who kept an open mind about Wicca and even sent Lintree a few links to sites she might find of interest. (Before I knew she was PMing Darwhiner.) These links included a place to find like-minded Wiccan guys. I now regret I didn't do it sooner. She could be with some nice warlock somewhere, instead of Wonder Slug.

I never had it in for her, and think she's a great human being with absolutely terrible taste in men. She's been told this. I ain't breakin' no confidences here. Darwhiner? Him I remind at every opportunity. I know what makes him tick. I am inside his skull and he hates me for it.

I am 100% fully capable of dirty fighting on an internet forum. At least, weaselteeth was, the persona Ricky had fixated on. I improved my game and adopted a new outlook. Ricky did not.

Game, set, match. Ricky loses---again. Still. Perpetually.

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 17, 2010, 08:19:10 PM
Well considering this was his very first post...

What did you expect?

The image Ricky refers to was this....



Rob Larrikin had no hand in any part of my using this image. I adapted it from an image I found on the Internet. The weaselteeth persona lasted just a bit past 19,000 posts at LNF, although there were two forum "errors" resetting all post-counts before that. In all, I'd safely say I posted 25,000 posts and a sizable chunk were VERY longwinded replies to the vile Ricky.

Pithy works, too. Ricky hates pithy. It gives him less to work with.

Factually, I left LNF for what amounted to two years, and returned to find Larrikin had gone very negative and so had several of his acolytes. I took him on, with his own style of attack. He didn't last long while I was there to fight him.

Ricky always tries adding homoerotic touches to his posts. How tiresome.

Well now that the evil Hercules Gryptype Thyne has been vanquished we can get back to growing this great forum...

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 17, 2010, 09:11:38 PM
Well now that the evil Hercules Gryptype Thyne has been vanquished we can get back to growing this great forum...

But he was our fertilizer!

You may wish to study up on the current IP blocks in use by known anonymizer sites, and block those at the onset. This will eliminate a serious number of trolls right there. I don't have a current link to get you started, but it's well worth it in the long run to cut down on the trash.

Knowing Ricky, he will definitely try to come back where he's unwanted. It fills a need.

Ricky needs to keep saving his allowance money for a wedding ring...