If You Give a Democrat a Cookie

Easy enough for anyone to follow... :) :)

You left out the fact that if you give a Dem milk with the cookie, he will want the farmer to stop raising dairy cows because cow flatulence is tied into global warming, so you shouldn't be drinking milk in the first place.


Billy

Quote from: BILLY-bONNEY on October 16, 2010, 06:00:25 PM
You left out the fact that if you give a Dem milk with the cookie, he will want the farmer to stop raising dairy cows because cow flatulence is tied into global warming, so you shouldn't be drinking milk in the first place.


Billy

Don't tell Solar that - he drinks about a gallon a day... ;) ;) ;)

Quote from: Solars Toy on October 16, 2010, 06:02:28 PM
Don't tell Solar that - he drinks about a gallon a day... ;) ;) ;)

Well don't let him eat steak or hamburger either, free range cattle produce a lot of carbons ::).

Then again so do humans after a good burger....

Billy

Quote from: BILLY-bONNEY on October 16, 2010, 06:07:52 PM

Well don't let him eat steak or hamburger either, free range cattle produce a lot of carbons ::).

Then again so do humans after a good burger....

Billy

Or me after eating most vegetables.... :)) :)) :))

Good video, I always wondered why Dims always punish business, and now I know, they are nothing but a bunch of asses. :D

I'm trying to follow. Is the cookie reparations or something?  :P

Quote from: Dan on October 16, 2010, 06:35:48 PM
I'm trying to follow. Is the cookie reparations or something?  :P

;D

Ask the Revum Wright....

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 16, 2010, 07:44:57 PM
;D

Ask the Revum Wright....

So now they all have cookies does the white man's greed still lead to a world in need?

If you give a Democrat a cookie he'll eat for one day

If you teach a Democrat how to bake cookies he'll most likely become a Republican!

Quote from: wally on October 17, 2010, 06:46:35 AM
If you give a Democrat a cookie he'll eat for one day

If you teach a Democrat how to bake cookies he'll most likely become a Republican!

Either that or he will come up with a progressive cookie tax and a lot of phony euphemisms so he will still feel generous for having you foot the bill as he pays nothing.

Quote from: wally on October 17, 2010, 06:46:35 AM
If you give a Democrat a cookie he'll eat for one day

If you teach a Democrat how to bake cookies he'll most likely become a Republican!

Actually, he'd eat one cookie and demand two to give to his pals, at your expense. If you tried teaching him ANYTHING he would demand all ingredients be supplied at no cost, and then demand help to bake them (so he has someone to blame if anything gets burned).

Quote from: quiller on October 17, 2010, 09:28:23 AM
Actually, he'd eat one cookie and demand two to give to his pals, at your expense. If you tried teaching him ANYTHING he would demand all ingredients be supplied at no cost, and then demand help to bake them (so he has someone to blame if anything gets burned).

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) How true...

If you give a Democrat a cookie, he/she/it will expect you to feed him/her/it forever.

Or worse yet, if the liberal is a perv like Ricky then he will probably just stick the cookie up his ass and start singing Judy Garland tunes.